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A business man packing for a trip glances in his briefcase.

"Honey?"

"Yes, darling?"

"Honey," he says, in mild exasperation, "why do you persist in putting a condom in my briefcase every time I go on a trip? You know I only haveeyes for you. I'd never be unfaithful."

"Oh, I know, darling, and I trust you," she replies sweetly, "It's just that, well you know, with all those terrible diseases out there, it
would make me feel better to know that if any-thing did happen, you'd be protected. So please, darling, take it with you, won't you? For my peace of mind?"

"Oh, alright, if you put it that way," he relented, "I'll take it along. But for safety's sake, better give me more than one!"

2006-10-14 00:48:42 · 20 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

wow.nice joke.lol.you have really great jokes,i like them.i wish to rate 11 out of 10.

2006-10-14 01:09:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

4 out of 10

2006-10-14 01:56:50 · answer #2 · answered by FLOYD 6 · 0 0

7 out of 10.

2006-10-14 01:09:11 · answer #3 · answered by lene123 3 · 0 0

On a scale of 1 to 10.... maybe 2. It's really cliche

2006-10-14 01:13:09 · answer #4 · answered by Coolness. Now in a brand new man 2 · 0 0

typical man 9 out of 10

2006-10-14 01:11:42 · answer #5 · answered by hedgehog 4 · 0 0

hahahahah I heard yet another version that went something like they have been interior the boat discussing approximately Peter strolling on water and one among them gets out and walks to the shore and shouts lower back do no longer attempt it except you understand the place the stumps are. hahaha cheers («?RfD?»)

2016-10-19 09:18:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ah..it was kind of funny, on a scale of 1-10, i'll give ya 6.

2006-10-14 00:52:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hmmm....ok.8 out of 10

2006-10-14 00:58:43 · answer #8 · answered by candy m 2 · 0 0

10/10..nice one

2006-10-14 01:57:58 · answer #9 · answered by syed 2 · 0 0

omg! shoking but funny

2006-10-14 00:51:17 · answer #10 · answered by amelia h 2 · 0 0

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