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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with
four young mothers and their small children... "You all have
obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said,
"You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your
daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with
money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol.
This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little
boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

2006-10-14 00:43:39 · 24 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

24 answers

i laughed inside the pant

2006-10-14 01:54:01 · answer #1 · answered by stone 4 · 0 0

I provide it a 7 out of 10. How approximately this one? The Boss became in predicament. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed all the way down to a minimum of one among 2 people, Katie or Jack. It became an impossible selection, they have been the two super workers. extremely than turn a coin, he desperate he could hearth the 1st one that used the water cooler the subsequent morning. Katie got here in the subsequent morning with a terrible dangle-over after partying all night. She went immediately to the cooler to take an aspirin. The Boss approached her and pronounced: "Katie, i've got in no way finished this before, yet I ought to lay you or Jack off." "ought to you jack off?" she says. "i've got faith like **** this morning."

2016-10-16 04:37:18 · answer #2 · answered by belfast 4 · 0 0

I would give a 8 of 10, would be higher but have heard before

2006-10-14 01:30:16 · answer #3 · answered by mschwertner69 2 · 0 0

I think it was really good. I give it a 7 out of 10.

2006-10-14 03:04:01 · answer #4 · answered by daixyflexi 3 · 0 0

5 out of 10 m8 lol

2006-10-14 00:45:54 · answer #5 · answered by FLOYD 6 · 0 0

10 out of 10 obviously the old ones are best

2006-10-14 01:15:21 · answer #6 · answered by hedgehog 4 · 0 0

LMAO. hahaha. 9 over 10.

2006-10-14 01:19:48 · answer #7 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0 0

again u got 10/10 dear keep it up

2006-10-14 01:59:50 · answer #8 · answered by syed 2 · 0 0

Very funny lol will definitely use that one tnx heaps lol

2006-10-14 00:48:29 · answer #9 · answered by amelia h 2 · 0 0

great one, 9/10

2006-10-14 01:18:37 · answer #10 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0 0

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