he was in a bar when a girl asked him if she could do anything for him, the panda says ye could he go home with her, so they got back to her place and he asks for a ham toasty, then he made love to her, just then he said thanks im off, the girl looked suprised and said what about the payment, what you mean said the panda, im a prostatute she said, whats a prostatute says the panda, the lady of the knight give the panda a dictinary and said look it up the panda reads out sexual activities for money, aw says panda giving the prosy the dictinory read the meaning of panda, she reads out "Panda eats, shoots and leaves"
2006-10-14 00:43:35 · 12 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I LUV UR SENSE OF HUMOR
2006-10-14 00:50:03 · answer #1 · answered by Sexi B..i.t.c.h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude. Pandas? Ewwww
2006-10-14 00:56:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha oldi but a goodiee joke
2006-10-14 00:49:24 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trouble normally finds me.
2016-03-28 08:42:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved it brought a chuckle to my mates on a lunch time drink
2006-10-14 01:56:35 · answer #5 · answered by Steven E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it wasn't all that funny, but it was okay. but well done for trying. I'm sure you can think of funnier ones.
2006-10-14 03:08:29 · answer #6 · answered by x.x-georgie-x.x 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old gag but still funny
2006-10-14 00:45:29 · answer #7 · answered by Well, said Alberto 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldies win again
2006-10-14 01:19:08 · answer #8 · answered by hedgehog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-14 00:50:07 · answer #9 · answered by amelia h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wrong punctuation
2006-10-14 01:08:13 · answer #10 · answered by AlexGenius 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋