2 Blokes (Japanese and American) are playing golf. The Japanese guy is getting ready to tee off and suddenly starts talking to his thumb.
American bloke says: "What you doin?"
"Oh, don't worry, with Microtechnology I have a Microphone in my thumb. I was just recording a message."
The 2 men carry on golfing, but all of a sudden the American man makes a funny sound, that amazingly sounds like a fart. The Japanese man looks over at him. 'Oh,' says the American. "Don't worry, I'm just receiving a fax."
Why do farts stink? So that deaf people can enjoy them also!
Two guys are in a locker room when one notices the other has a cork up his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"
The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a Big Fella in a turban came oozing out. He said, "I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant you one wish."
And I said, "No ****."
2006-10-14 00:05:33 · 10 answers · asked by Linda 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA.......thanx for the laugh!!
2006-10-14 00:19:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
3 Jokes, the last was good
2006-10-14 00:29:44 · answer #2 · answered by Mart 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
poor
2006-10-14 01:30:08 · answer #3 · answered by AlexGenius 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
weee hehehehehe
2006-10-14 00:25:37 · answer #4 · answered by Busy Diyosa 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good on keep it up
2006-10-14 02:04:59 · answer #5 · answered by syed 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry don't give up your day job
2006-10-14 13:21:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol very funny
2006-10-14 06:15:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I lyk da first one!!!!
=)
ROFLOL and LMAO
2006-10-14 02:52:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yeah, they are funny.
hahaha!!!!
2006-10-14 00:35:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
;-)
2006-10-14 00:52:15 · answer #10 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋