a clear road one day, when all of a sudden she begins to swerve her car chaotically this way and that!! By the time the emergency services arrive on the scene, the car is a total wreck and is written off. A puzzled policeman questions the blonde, asking "how on earth did this happen??"
"I dont know", she replied, "I was driving along and all of a sudden I saw a tree, so I swerved to miss it but there was another one, so i swerved again and there was another!! There were dozens of them!"
The policeman looked around, scratching his head in confusion, "but ma'am...there are NO trees around here for miles!!"
The blonde looked around her said "Oh, so there arent...perhaps it was just my air freshener!!"
2006-10-13 23:53:29 · 16 answers · asked by p_y_t 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he he funny, you reminded me of three married women sitting together havin a good old gasbag bout things, a brunette a redhead and a blonde
brunette:"the other day i was cleaning my daughters room when i found a packet of cigarettes in her draw, im so disappointed in her after all this time she hasnt told me!"
redhead:"you know its not as bad as my daughter the other day i found a bottle of johnny walker in her cupboard, im so dissappointed she has a drinking problem and never came to me to talk about it"
blonde: "you ladies are lucky... the other day i found a packet of condoms in my daughters room(the other two women gasp) i cant believe her aftre all these years she never came to tell me she has a penis!"
2006-10-14 00:32:10 · answer #1 · answered by amelia h 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol, nice one but i heard this one before. there's another one.
A blonde, a german girl and a russian girl where dining together when the Russian said "we were the first one to get to the moon and we did created a lot of technology being used today." everyone on the table agrees and then the German girl said "we used tanks, created a lot of weapons, and killed jews." every one agrees on the table then blonde says "we (the blondes) will be the first one to get to the sun" upon this comment both other girls tell her that it's very hot on the sun and almost impossible to go there, upon this the blond replies, "we'll go there at night time, stupid."
2006-10-14 00:08:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice
2006-10-13 23:55:25 · answer #3 · answered by Phoenix 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah thats a good one! heres a funny limerick for you! There once was a pirate in which this story relates
He liked to dance on his roller skates
He fell on his cutlass
which rendered him nutless
And now he can't go on any more dates!
2006-10-14 10:15:25 · answer #4 · answered by Alex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 rabbits have been enjoying dares. One pronounced to the others, "in case you stand nevertheless interior the midst of the line lane, the autos will pass over you and you'd be secure below." the 1st rabbit tried it. He stood nevertheless because of fact the automobile went over him, and he become secure below. the 2d rabbit tried it. He stood nevertheless, and lower back the automobile omitted him and he become quite secure. The third rabbit tried it. He stood completely nevertheless because of fact the automobile approached, yet.....SPLAT! the 1st rabbit pronounced to the 2d, "you do no longer see many 3-wheelers at the instant."
2016-10-19 09:17:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-10-13 23:56:07 · answer #6 · answered by mothertiggy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oi laugh and oi laugh and oi laugh
good one!
2006-10-14 00:45:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thet was good, i must get fri of my ari freshner now though......... just in case!
2006-10-13 23:59:50 · answer #8 · answered by carla s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
2006-10-14 06:14:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats old
2006-10-14 06:07:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋