2006-10-13 21:08:59 · 37 answers · asked by michael b 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you're not paranoid....... they are out to get you !!! you are part of a large internation mind-control experiment, which involves the implantation of a small computer chip into one of your teeth whilst having dental work done..... think back my friend - didn't that dentist take an awful long time to fix that last cavity ??? well now u know why.... and the only way to block the signal is to go sit in your bath, wrap a cold towel round your head and sing the aqua song 'i'm a barbie girl' over and over...... this will disrupt the output signal from the chip..... good luck comrade !!!
2006-10-13 21:18:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course they are! Speed cameras. CCTV , cameras at ATM's etc.
We cannot hide. They are going to find us all!
And then harass us with their pointless party political questions!
Lets away to the Outer Hebrides or some such and live in a cave.
Just let them try and get you there!
2006-10-13 21:17:39 · answer #2 · answered by Christine H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are not paranoid, the devil is out to get you. But take heart, so is Jesus. You make the choice as to who wins. In case you don't know, the right choice is Jesus.
I Cr 13;8a, Love never fails!!!!!
10-14-6
2006-10-13 21:10:47 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Lucifer is ! If most of the population of the world are his, how many are not working for him?
Believe me the number is very small, you would be very blessed to meet one more from the other side!
Pray your *** off brother time is short!
Larry T
2006-10-13 21:25:11 · answer #4 · answered by Larry T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, they're not out to get you. They've already gotten to you. They're messing with your brain and making you write questions like this so they can keep track of you.
*looks around quickly* Now they're out to get me. I shouldn't have answered this question. *focuses and disappears where they'll never find me*
2006-10-13 21:22:49 · answer #5 · answered by Lizzie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are really out to get you. The voices in my head told me so. Soon a black helicopter will come for you.
2006-10-13 23:09:45 · answer #6 · answered by TC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The question depends a lot on who "they" are. And why are you not asking this in the "mental health" section? I suppose if your question were for real, you would give us some details of your torments.
2006-10-13 21:46:48 · answer #7 · answered by todaywiserthanyesterday 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who?Tax man,Vat man,Policeman,Customs and Excise.Deranged family after you for getting their daughter pregnant.Muslims,Hindus,Sikhs
,Christians,Atheists,Jehovah's Witnesses.Give us a clue.
2006-10-13 21:27:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes that's why u are paranoid
2006-10-13 21:16:46 · answer #9 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They already got your hair, quick before they get the rest
2006-10-13 21:11:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋