Girls night out!!
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to p*e, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said,
"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst...My wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'
2006-10-13 20:19:30 · 12 answers · asked by Linda 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was awsome good one keep them comming thanks
2006-10-13 20:54:27 · answer #1 · answered by Blue S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good ....1 for u ..
>Little Johnny was charged with the rape of a grown woman, and though the crime seemed highly improbable, the evidence was overwhelming.
As a last, desperate move, the defense counsel came over to the witness stand, pulled down Little Johnny's pants, and grabbed his tiny penis for all to see.
"Ladies and gentlemen," the lawyer cried, turning toward the jury box, "surely you cannot believe that such a small, still undeveloped organ is sexually mature?"
Growing more agitated he went on, "How could this miniature member be capable even of erection, let alone the rape of a fully grown woman."
"WATCH IT," yelped Little Johnny. "One more shake and you'll lose the case!"
2006-10-13 22:29:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny Joke!
2006-10-13 21:15:26 · answer #3 · answered by mingosalaz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG .... hahahahaha ...
hehehehe...hahahaha.....
a very good one....
thanks for sharing and
have a lovely weekend : - )
2006-10-13 20:34:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA Cough cough AHAHAHAHAHH cough can't breath can't breath. Whew, that was a good one.
2006-10-13 20:30:59 · answer #5 · answered by planedws 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
2006-10-14 06:21:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
give them a hand.
2006-10-13 21:07:13 · answer #7 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was cute. I liked it.
2006-10-13 20:22:12 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!! OMG can't stop laughing!!!!
2006-10-13 20:21:52 · answer #9 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ALREADY HEARD IT>>>>
2006-10-13 20:38:45 · answer #10 · answered by ĢrØOvY ČĦ!CҜ!!! 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-10-13 20:58:54 · answer #11 · answered by rock_lover69 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋