Circumcised
(This is priceless!)
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.
"I thought I told you to call your Mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "and she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
KIDS ; DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THEM???
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2006-10-13 19:50:04 · 9 answers · asked by Linda 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha thats cute
2006-10-13 19:56:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah love them......dint get ur joke.....
but u will get my joke......
>>Little Johnny and Susie were only 10 years old, but they just knew that they were in love.
One day they decided that they wanted to get married, so Johnny went to Susie's father to ask him for her hand.
Johnny bravely walked up to him and said, "Mr. Smith, me and Susie are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replied, "Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replied, "In Susie's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable; Mr. Smith said with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Susie."
Again, Johnny instantly replied, "Our allowance... Susie makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that'll do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith was a little shocked that Johnny had put so much thought into this. So, he thought for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny wouldn't have an answer for.
After a second, Mr. Smith said, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well, we've been lucky so far...."
2006-10-14 05:23:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My friend was a surgeon, and used to do circumcisions.
His wife saved up all the skins and made them into multipurpose "Purses".
When you stroked them they would turn into a suitcase.
2006-10-14 03:56:47 · answer #3 · answered by smithy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I really didn't get the point here. But I like kids.
2006-10-14 02:54:59 · answer #4 · answered by DAMOLA A 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehe nice ^^okay it's obvious you'll get it eventually stick it out as in you'll make it through there just hold on :) â¥
2006-10-14 02:57:02 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Kid do take this literally don't they. Cute story.
2006-10-14 03:24:24 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a lesson to parents
2006-10-14 04:03:10 · answer #7 · answered by rock_lover69 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha cute!
2006-10-14 03:19:48 · answer #8 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sorry i don't get it
2006-10-14 03:04:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋