what does it feel like to fart??
Do youenjoy it? is it enjoyable??
Does it bring you pleasure??
Or Make you Happy?
2006-10-13 19:07:58 · 23 answers · asked by Because The Drugs Never Work 2 in Sports ➔ Outdoor Recreation ➔ Hunting
Yes, that is weird. How it feels to fart depends on what you've eaten and the fart itself. Was the fart forced? Was it allowed to escape the body naturally? Overall, I really love to fart. It does indeed make me happy. I sometimes like to fire off one at work to break up the monotony. We all get a good laugh. A fart is really good when it has been held in for a while. I once held one in for a while on a first date and when I finally fired it off it lasted like thirty seconds. It was purely orgasmic. Yes, even fart connoisseurs like myself get dates. The only time that I don't like to fart is when I've recently eaten food which is spicy or high in fiber because when I fart it makes my anus burn for a second. For a good full-bodied fart which is loud, scentless, and doesn't burn you should eat fruit, particularly watermelon. I hope you have found my answer helpful. Have a good night.
2006-10-13 20:18:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just farted while reading your question .I did enjoy it ,it did bring me pleasure,and make me happy.It was a little rough I had spicy chili and deviled eggs.You should try it sometimes.
2006-10-14 16:12:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just get your boyfriend to nail you in the as s honey... You'll find out what it feels like to fart.
2006-10-14 23:16:05 · answer #3 · answered by browning_1911 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes that is weird and yes it does feel good to fart
2006-10-14 14:16:10 · answer #4 · answered by Butch 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you an Alien that just aquired your first human body today
well get to know some cowboys and eat beans.
soon you will be as happy as a pig in sh*t.
2006-10-13 19:16:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have just farted and now i think their is something ruining down my leg
2006-10-15 05:52:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell me something; why did you post this? If you've never farted, you'd be dead.
2006-10-13 19:18:26 · answer #7 · answered by David M 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you are talented enough, I guess you could mimick a buck grunt. Otherwise I don't think it fits this catagory.
2006-10-14 07:20:38 · answer #8 · answered by catperson 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ur not healthy if you dont fart. i highly doubt you are telling the truth
2006-10-14 00:32:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You probably have, it was just so small and breezy that you didn't feel it! Yes, I enjoy it. Especially when my wife starts yelling at me and calls me a stinky bastard.
2006-10-13 19:16:26 · answer #10 · answered by B. Miller 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋