who can write a gripping short story with the following words:?

Question

chair, bevel, eyeball, weetabix, beanbag, giraffe, cough????

May the best person win!

Answer 1

Once upon a time there was a guy walking through the African desert and he was carrying a chair. No one knows why he was, but he was. He was munching on his weetabix when he saw a giraffe charging towards him. He dropped his weetabix and quickly grabbed a beanbag out of his back pack and started to through it. It missed the giraffe and hit a piece of beveled wood. The giraffe slammed into him and coughed. The saliva hit the guy’s eyeball, and he fell back into his chair. The End

Answer 2

once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, there lived a giraffe called Bevel. Bevel ate weetabix every day for breakfast, lunch, tea and supper. She even ate weetabix minis at snacktime! One morning, Bevel woke up with a very sore throat. A sore throat is a very serious illness if you're a giraffe, there's a lot of throat to be sore!! Bevel got up off her beanbag, where she slept, and decided to go to the vet's. As soon as she got outside, she began to cough. It was a very frosty morning, so she went back inside to fetch her extra long scarf. Bevel hoped that it would help her cough and sore throat get better.
When she got to the vet's, Bevel sat down on the big leather chair and told the vet what was wrong with her. She couldn't help but notice that the vet only had one eyeball! He told her that this was because a lion had mauled him 10 years ago, when he was pulling it's tooth out, and it had resulted in the loss of his eye. He gave Bevel a bottle of cough mixture and some Strepsils. Bevel took her medicines and lived happily ever after! THE END...

Answer 3

The giraffe was a mutant and lived on weetabix, because he only had one eyball, and did not understand his own type of good food,. He spent all his time trying to make the beanbag into a bevel chair, as his eyball was messed up on weetbix. But, One day, he caught a cold and coughed, and suddently, his other eye grew back, and he threw the weetabix out, and began to eat the beanbag, well it is a start.....Incidentaly the gifaffe was a dog, but no one gave him the guide book,.but the bevel chair came in handy for the vet to sit on whilst he analised the situation, and then the ambulance was called teh the weetabix was taken away for analisation. upon this, the doctors, had to explain to the gifaffe that he was a mutation of a dog, and that the cough, was a sign of bieng human. So, after years of thereapy, the giraffe, who thought he was a dog, became a wonderful princess, and through the beanbag out, and ate alpen instead, and the bevel chair still remains of a reminder of the beanag she through out, and went to Ikea. So doing, with upset genetics, after all the trauma, she bought a giraffe patterened bean bag for a chair, and a mirror with a bevel in it jus so she could look normal and because Ikea is sort of stuffy, she developed a cough.

Answer 4

The giraffe sat in a chair tossing a beanbag at a weetabix. The beanbag hit the bevel laying on the ground which the weetabix sitting upon. The weetabix got mad and flew into the giraffe's mouth making it cough so hard it's eyeball popped out. Moral of the story, stay away from weetabix.......

What is a weetabix?

Answer 5

One morning I woke up and had my usual breakfast of two weetabix with giraffe milk, then set off to school. The first class of the day was woodworking and we had to put a bevel edge on a chair so as not not hurt your legs when you sat down - I much prefer a beanbag myself - but I forgot my mask and goggles and all the sawdust was giving me a bit of a cough so I wasn't concentrating properly and a splinter of wood shot up and pierced my eyeball. I ended up in the hospital where a rather sexy nurse pulled it out with a pair of tweezers, then for some reason gives me an enema!
Last time I forget to put on my mask and goggles I can tell you.

Answer 6

Watching the rain I sat on the plastic *chair*, eating the sweet jellybeans from the *beanbag*. With my *eyeball* I saw a lot of dogs and cats running towards their home and it made me think about the *giraffes* and elephants in zoos that don't have any home! I finished thinking when a jellybean got stuck in my throat and I had the strongest *cough*, then the bean landed on the *bevel* of my table, I started getting afraid of choking on a jellybean so I started eating a little bowl of *weetabix* to fill my apetite.



Heh... That was the best thing I could come up with!

Answer 7

'ouch'!'something just went in my eyeball' said bevel to his giraffe!bevel got up off his beanbag,walking over to the kitchen he had a coughing fit,once his cough had gone he mad the giraffe some weetabix.he put the weetabix on a chair so the girafee could reach down and eat them comfortably.

Answer 8

Once upon a time there was a woman, she was very posh and thought she was very sexy... NOT.
That morning she woke up and poured out some milk, put 2 bars of weetabix in it, and gobbled it up.
She then went into the Living room and sat down on a Large, comfy, green, chair.
She picked up the TV remote and put the TV on. She felt a sudden twitch...
She screamed..."ahhhhhrrrrr" "My eyeball has fell out, OH MY GOD"
She ran back upstairs and into the toilet, she suddenly dropped the eyeball and it fell down the plug... She was so mad, she could only see out of one eye...

Later that day she went out and went to the Quick-E-Mart....?
Inside she bought a Giraffe as a pet and decided to call it Beanbag because it was a boy, (gettit)(testicles).
In her house she smelt something, and went into her bedroom and saw her Giraffe wanking with her husband, but when she saw them her other eyeball popped out and she coughed and coughed and then that night when the giraffe was in his bed she decided that she needed sex, but the only problem was she couldnt see her husband...so lived the rest of her life with NO NO NO NO SEX!!!


Lol sorry I don'y know what bevel means ... soz...
Hope ya like my story.

Answer 9

It was a cold and rainy afternoon.
I was sitting miserably on a hard wooden chair, with nothing to do.
I dragged myself into the kitchen, and got out some weetabix.
I added milk in a bowl and started eating.
I heard a loud cough, and sighed.
My neighbour kept coughing, day and night, making his eyeball bulge like a frog.
I looked at some wooden shapes, which were all at a beveled angle.
I remembered I had promised my friend to go and see the giraffes at the Zoo.
I'd rather go to the fair and throw beanbags at tins..

Answer 10

"a gripping short story with the following words:?
chair, bevel, eyeball, weetabix, beanbag, giraffe, cough????"

there, i wrote it, and i win