Even though I love dressing up I also love dressing down. Has anyone thought of how much fun it would be to have a nudists church service?
2006-10-13 17:01:18 · 11 answers · asked by Ask Donna 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sky clad Christians? I don't think so.
2006-10-13 17:22:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well.. maybe if it was a Pentecostal Holy Rollers service, where everyone was jumpin up and down and rollin around on the floor. It would look like an orgy waitin to happen.
When the people knelt down to pray you couldnt be sure that the women werent suckin d!ck or singin into a microphone!!!!LOL
And then there'd be all those butts in the air!! Whew, Nuetra Air, fall on us and save our nostrils from the contaimintated oxygen!!
What if someone stood up to sing and they thought they had a fart but it came out a sh!t!!??
Yes put place mats on the pews!!!! And offer wipes to everyone who Sharts!! (new word made from Sh!t and Fart!!)
2006-10-14 00:24:15 · answer #2 · answered by Shalamar Rue 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
As there are Christian (and presumably other) naturalists, I'm almost certain it has been done.
Edit: iluvhipos, why? Does God not already know what you look like on the inside, no matter how you are dressed? Are you dressing up for God, or for your own ends?
2006-10-14 00:05:53 · answer #3 · answered by whtknt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wouldn't be fun for me....I'll tell you that right now!
If I took off my clothes and went out in public....oh my goodness, you can't imagine the problems that would cause. (I'm just not taking responsibility for all those people needing therapy after that viewing).
If I could at least wear a small "hand towel"....then okay...I'll consider it.
2006-10-14 00:16:22 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Where would you keep your collection money? Careful when your kneeling. We don't want to see your soul winking at us. Watch out for the candles too.
They love bling and loincloths.
2006-10-14 00:08:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, no, but that would make church more fun!
2006-10-14 00:02:48 · answer #6 · answered by Myra 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
um, no, especially not with the people at my church
2006-10-14 00:09:36 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You really do have some problems, don't you. I wonder if you have any rest in your heart and soul.
2006-10-14 01:59:35 · answer #8 · answered by whiteparrot 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what? you never heard of the church and school of wicca?
2006-10-14 00:06:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
no, you are supposed to look your best when you worship God
2006-10-14 00:10:32 · answer #10 · answered by iluvhipos 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋