Found this at madblast.com and thought I'd share:
The Pregnant Blonde
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and started jumping up and down along with her.
She said, “I have some really great news!” I said, “Great. Tell me why you are so happy.” She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, “That’s great! I couldn’t be happier for you!”
Then she said, “There’s more.” I asked, “What do you mean, more?” She said, “Well, we’re not going to have just one baby. We’re going to have TWINS!”
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said….
“Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!!”
2006-10-13 17:00:19 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well that got a good chuckle out of me, thanks! I also went to madblast.com - it's looks like a good site, so I'd like to thank you for sharing that too!
2006-10-13 17:31:46 · answer #1 · answered by Scottie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most Blondes are not born, blonde at the start
but everyone says, they're not very smart
Redheads,Brunettes can become blondes too
do they become dummy's by changing thier Doo
2006-10-13 17:20:00 · answer #2 · answered by trebor2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 09:02:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good!!!!
how do you burn a blondes ear?
phone them up when they are ironing.to burn the other ear tell them to ring for an ambulance!!
blonde girl went to the doctors and showed the doc her bruised belly button aparently blonde guys arent to smart either!!
2006-10-13 17:38:22 · answer #4 · answered by swapitmaster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Thats funny
2006-10-13 17:03:51 · answer #5 · answered by jakesmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blonde jokes are getting more random by the second. plus i am a blondie, very uncoordinated, but very smart. its cute though love it
2006-10-13 17:05:27 · answer #6 · answered by Forever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just have to love Blondes......yes....good 1
2006-10-13 17:57:53 · answer #7 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have alot of blondes that are my friends they are gonna love this one your good your real good "KUTOS"
2006-10-13 18:31:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-10-13 17:04:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. funny monkey.
here blonde joke 4 u!
a girl is jumping rope in the middle of the street saying 22, 22, 22, and a blonde comes up and says looks like fun can i try? the girl says ok. so the blondes starts singing 22, 22, 22, and gets hit and killed by a car. the girl goes back into the street and starts singing 23, 23, 23,
down with bush! >________________
2006-10-13 17:21:50 · answer #10 · answered by spy_master49 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋