A cat ran into a dog.. barked!
2006-10-13 16:32:16 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't understand the joke. Sorry
2006-10-13 16:54:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Lawyer Named Strange
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."
The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone.
However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer.
"That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's Strange!"
2006-10-13 23:35:31 · answer #2 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What is left of my brain must be on loan.
Either I missed the joke, or the punchline is missing.
Maybe I am just too tired to think clearly.
2006-10-14 21:24:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry i dont get it is it saying the dog barked?
2006-10-14 00:11:23 · answer #4 · answered by Forever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snakes have armpits
2006-10-13 23:35:38 · answer #5 · answered by redcoat7121 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont quit ur day job.
2006-10-14 00:31:19 · answer #6 · answered by mizz_burque 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 word
BORING...........
thanx for tha points tho....
o i have 1 for u
Osama has seven wives everytime he is bout to have sex w/ 1 of them he spreads their legs open but what does he say????
ah....BUSH
2006-10-13 23:38:38 · answer #7 · answered by Britt_09 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give you extra credit for keeping it clean. :)
2006-10-13 23:36:08 · answer #8 · answered by Coffeyvillian 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-10-13 23:34:38 · answer #9 · answered by catrina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ran into a stupid joke......LAME!!!
2006-10-13 23:40:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋