A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a
farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no
breakfast till the chores are done. Well, he's a little
pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a
chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He
goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast, and his mother gives him a
bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and
bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you
don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so
you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you
kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the
cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother and with a smile
says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I ?
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2006-10-13 16:23:32 · 15 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!! I FREAKIN LOVE IT! KEEP "EM COMING!!
2006-10-13 16:51:27 · answer #1 · answered by Shuggah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it - but the father trips over the cat
and kicks it across the room.
2006-10-14 00:04:44 · answer #2 · answered by trebor2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that i like 9 out of 10
2006-10-14 03:12:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA That is funny!!!! Definitely one of the best I have heard in a long time!!!
2006-10-13 23:26:27 · answer #4 · answered by gypsilee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was awesome...it's been awhile since I've heard a new good joke
2006-10-13 23:31:30 · answer #5 · answered by Chi1linVi1lain 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO funny
2006-10-13 23:37:20 · answer #6 · answered by keddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute joke
2006-10-13 23:44:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-14 23:47:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that;s a good one. keep it up.
2006-10-14 02:33:58 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one =)
2006-10-14 00:35:20 · answer #10 · answered by haha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋