I would like to be God for a day. I'd wake up, I would try and wake up to all the women I have loved, not to have sex with them, but just to see them next to me, that they could touch my back individually, and I would feel their love.
I would go to Starbucks from pumpkin spice latte then to the gym to run and swim and lift wieghts.
I'd go to the God office for my morning brief of the state of the world.
If I were God for a day I would cure cancer, I would heal amputees, I would show myself and inform Earth that I am God, hello good people, I created you, I made you and shaped you, do not fight, I am God and you are loved, no more war, just peace.
I would catch a movie. I would go to a baseball playoff.
I would go home to the women I have loved in my life and mix a cocktail, and with them, individually . . make love and then sleep with them.
I think I would give the human race a good night present, a slide show on how I created the Earth.
2006-10-13 16:15:06 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ok first God does not sleep
second there is no god office, he has a throne
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and..... , oh good greif, oh well , never mind to much to fix!
nice story sean now can we have a real question
2006-10-13 16:22:50 · answer #1 · answered by Noble Angel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A day in the Life of God...the Creator...the snow flake maker...the one who has been putting them out since the worlds first winter...with no 2 alike. God is much to busy to be sitting around juggling people...or drinking latte's. His full time occupaton is creating- Flowers, plantes, galaxies, new species ...while you wait. I have in mind the sponcer of our daily magic show, The Author of tonights mystery, the decorator who chose the colors of the rainbow, did the lighting for the sunsets, and positioned the stars.
Nope...Gods to busy to get a back rub...or have sex...or catch a movie
2006-10-13 16:29:22 · answer #2 · answered by bopddbop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
interpreting books will relax your mind. listening to classical or smooth cutting-edge will do a comparable to you. Like a lullabye. It takes the strain of the day and shall we it flow, because you deplete whats left of your skill to concentration on interpreting. this is going to go away you drained, yet in difficulty-free words drained for the sleep your mind is in basic terms screaming for. No horror memories. you are able to, in case you imagine about it sufficient. i have had many objectives about Harry Potter and nightmares about Twilight and the ambitious sparklers. ooooooo! It helps your mind to end the hyper-energetic function. exciting tip; if someone looks at a magnificent exhibit, be it a computer or a cellular telephone or a television, their brains received't sluggish applications for an hour and a nil.5.
2016-12-04 19:39:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you go to the Baseball playoffs and not the Soccer ones since Soccer is a world famous sport unlike Baseball and God is world famous also. Did I say Soccer ? I actually meant Football because that is the original name not Soccer and Soccer is more of a Football game than Football (NFL) it self !!!
2006-10-13 16:26:36 · answer #4 · answered by slickrickdesigns 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that "god" wakes up with the same problems as most of us. None of us really know what to do. For my part, I would have to keep living the same life that I always have; to quote Bob Dylan, "the only thing I knew how to do is keep on keeping on"
2006-10-13 16:23:25 · answer #5 · answered by -skrowzdm- 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he's resting...first the big bang, then creating life, can take a lot out of one.
2006-10-13 16:19:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
all god does is watch you guide you and test you and love and trust you and here a tip never lose trust out of god
2006-10-13 16:18:35 · answer #7 · answered by brazilangirl1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This just came in:
"A crazy person run out of mental rehab, he is dangerous and stupid, he talks about being a God!"
Call 911 if you see him...
2006-10-13 16:18:14 · answer #8 · answered by Svetlana D 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
while you are at it would you also teach scientist that they really dont know everything by getting them to create dirt, and then create everything else out of that dirt.
Can you also please show us where the storehouses of snow are, and let us know exactly the moment a child is conceived"?
2006-10-13 16:21:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is a blaspheme question, and a very bad one. so take care what you answer, god is the bed in the world
2006-10-13 16:19:00 · answer #10 · answered by jette n 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋