2006-10-13 15:59:43 · 16 answers · asked by fifty4oh7 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
keep in mind thers a room full of people mixed company
2006-10-13 16:10:25 · update #1
Enjoy ... revel in the potency of your intestinal artwork as only you the creator can appreciate.
2006-10-13 16:11:46 · answer #1 · answered by Jawan Kasfaritan 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, to begin with, before you make any decisions or take any action do one thing - make sure it's gas. What if it's something else and you go with the ever popular "let it rip" recommendation. You could really step into it then. A mistake like that could ruin you socially.
So assuming you know it's gas with some certainty I'd recommend the following decision making process:
1. Get to a bathroom or another room alone and let it rip there. And enjoy the moment, farting is one of those pleasures people often miss out on in the hustle and bustle of life. Take time to smell the roses I always say.
2. If you can't get alone find someone to blame. Let it out quietly if you can and glare at someone. Even make a comment. If there is a minority group handy I recommend picking on them. Any phase that contains the words "those people" should be used with great effect about this time.
3. If you are going to bust and are trapped somewhere like an elevator try to hit the light switch and then let it rip. When the lights come back on go with the recommendations in Step 2.
4. If you are on this step then you have a problem. No way to get away, blame someone, or dim the lights so just let it rip and have a good laugh.
2006-10-13 17:29:28 · answer #2 · answered by kellermanintx 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
First, turn out the lights. Then light a match and start waving it in the air while you sing "a candle in the wind" by Elton John. Hopefully, everyone else in the room will light matches too and start singing along. Then you can pass your gas because the matches will remove the stench. Good luck.
2006-10-13 17:23:10 · answer #3 · answered by linda m 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm wondering why you can't leave to use the restroom? If you can't leave just sit tight in your seat and hope that it doesn't seep out and start permeating the air. If you can't help it, and you can't leave the room, its not your fault that you stink up the room. Maybe if you fart enough foul gas, they'll let you out. LOL
2006-10-13 16:56:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends. If somebody's there, I might let a little seep out quietly here and there, leaving some time in between so it's not very (hopefully not at all) noticeable. But if nobody's around, I just let it all hang out and wait for it to dissipate.
2006-10-13 16:11:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Carpe Diem!
2006-10-13 16:07:57 · answer #6 · answered by rank_peeler 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Is there a dog in the room?
2006-10-14 00:46:40 · answer #7 · answered by jkv1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Act surprised and disgusted, look at everyone else with suspicion..never let em' know it's you!!
2006-10-15 21:23:47 · answer #8 · answered by tamara.knsley@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hold on for the big boom and blame whoever is closest to you as soon as it comes out. stick to your story.
2006-10-13 16:42:01 · answer #9 · answered by bamavet 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ya better buy a case of air spray or you'll lead an awful lonely life......... LOL
2006-10-13 16:07:04 · answer #10 · answered by Bikerbutt 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋