Three women worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, the boss left work early. One day, the women decided that when the boss left they would leave too. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early? The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, had some playtime with her son, and went to bed early. The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date. The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband. But when she got home, she heard a muffled noise coming from inside her bedroom. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house. The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead said they planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them. "No way," she said. "I almost got caught yesterday!"
2006-10-13 15:48:10 · 15 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe i believe I told this one :) ♥
2006-10-13 19:55:26 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Horse Riding Blonde
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
Late Phone Call
A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2AM. The blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband asked, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know 'if the coast is clear'."
2006-10-13 23:17:15 · answer #2 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The poor thing's too stupid to realize her hubby's screwin' the boss!!
2006-10-14 00:06:56 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good joke!! Sounds like something my best friend would do. She's the perfect example of the "dumb blonde".
I hope she doesn't read this. :D
2006-10-14 08:05:18 · answer #4 · answered by CJ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A bit silly,but I still really liked it
2006-10-14 00:09:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gosh ... this is funny
hahahahaha......
Thanks for sharing and
enjoy your weekend : - )
2006-10-14 03:30:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
as a blonde ...i'm giving you a TEN.& a thumbs UP^..o_O!chihuahua!
2006-10-13 23:12:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao
2006-10-13 23:25:31 · answer #8 · answered by Jonathan B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I liked it!!
2006-10-13 23:05:51 · answer #9 · answered by Joy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heard it beofre but i still love it!!thanks...lol..
2006-10-13 23:19:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋