2006-10-13 15:38:16 · 8 answers · asked by big gurls 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like the one Larry did about the florist asking how his 102-year-old grandmother died. "How'd she die? She's 102! She wrecked her Harley up there at Bike Week. Here's your sign."
2006-10-13 16:57:20 · answer #1 · answered by Amy F 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
About a yer ago I was at a sandwich shop for lunch.In the line infront of me was a lady and 2 kids,a boy about 6 and girl about 4.Behind me was a man in his 40's.
The boy had on a Dale Jarrett/ups racing jacket,the man was wearing a Jarrett,ups hat.Well the man looked at the boy and said " you a Dale Jaerrett fan" As the mother was turning to grab the boy he said " No sir Mom found this at a thrift store and it was just my size, he then pulled the jacket open and revelled his t-shirt which said " HERE'S YOUR SIGN"
Everyone in line just broke up.
2006-10-14 00:50:54 · answer #2 · answered by blakree 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is a very nosy clerk at the grocery store and she always makes comments about what people are buying. This lady was buying tuna flavored cat food. As usual the clerk said,"Oh your going to feed your kitty." They lady replied, "No, I am going to make tuna salad sandwich its cheaper than the deli.There quite good you ought to try it."
This is a true story.
2006-10-14 02:50:20 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite one is where the truck driver got his truck trapped under an overpass. A cop pulls up and says... you guessed it! "You get your truck stuck?" Here's your sign.
One that happened to me persanally was a friend came over to visit and saw my mailbox sitting on the porch in the rain. He asked "What's that mailbox doing on your porch?" I couldn't help myself. I answered "Taking a bath!" Here's your sign!
2006-10-14 00:38:55 · answer #4 · answered by Gremlin789 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, a few years a go when we were moving our neighbor Mary came over and asked "Are ya'll moving?" There was a moving truck in the drive way and movers putting stuff in the truck. I wanted to say "No, we just want to see what size truck we need when we do move."
"Here's your sign."
2006-10-13 22:53:45 · answer #5 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Got locked out of my car and some guy walks up and says" did ya lock your key in the car?"
Here's your sign.
2006-10-13 23:10:01 · answer #6 · answered by Benjamin J 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wife asks if they were on the ground when his plane hits a deer.
2006-10-13 22:40:23 · answer #7 · answered by Keith 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dude gave another dude "the finger".
2006-10-13 22:41:10 · answer #8 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋