A blonde sees a guy and tells him T.G.I.F
The guy then says S.H.I.T.
The blondes confused says again T.G.I.F
The guy says S.H.I.T.
The blonde then tells him
Thank
God
Its
Friday
The man replies
Sorry
Honey
Its
Thursday
Top 3 blonde inventions
1. Waterproof towel
2. A book on how to learn to read
3. A solar powered flashlight
A driver sees a blonde driving crazy on the road
so he stops her
He aasks whats wrong
she replies theres a freakin tree in fromt of me
he goes mam thats your air freshner
2006-10-13 15:16:26 · 17 answers · asked by nflcharlie 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHA
LOL ALMOST FELL OUT OF THE CHAIR!!!
2006-10-13 16:58:45 · answer #1 · answered by ana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 2 & 1
2006-10-13 22:25:48 · answer #2 · answered by Jerry T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've read them but still enjoy them. blonde jokes are good clean entertainment and many of them are written by blondes.
I would put these right up there with a #9 at least on the 1 to 10 with 10 being the highest or best joke.
2006-10-13 22:38:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2006-10-13 23:56:38 · answer #4 · answered by rameezaali 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joke #1) 5 pnts
Joke #2) 4 pnts
Joke #3) 3 pnts
the first one was the funniest.
2006-10-13 22:21:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give these jokes a 3 out of 5 stars.
2006-10-13 22:18:43 · answer #6 · answered by chrstnwrtr 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the first one was kinda funny but the last one is OLD! I heard that a bunch of times
2006-10-13 22:35:10 · answer #7 · answered by lizzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The solar powered flashlight might have rechargable batterys.
So, it charges all day and can go by night.
2006-10-13 23:01:11 · answer #8 · answered by dogpye5 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first two were okay.. the third one was lame... btw whats with all the blonde jokes? wait, i don't really want to know
2006-10-13 22:18:16 · answer #9 · answered by kat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you some kind a racist that hates blond people?
2006-10-13 22:39:15 · answer #10 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#1 bad #2 ok #3 bad
2006-10-13 22:20:32 · answer #11 · answered by John 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋