A city slicker was tearing through the country one day in his new sports car when out of nowhere appeared a bull on the road. unable to avoid it, the guy drove right into the bull, killing it instantly. feeling very guilty, he walked over to the farmhouse and knocked on the door. I’m so sorry, madam, I’ve killed your bull. I’d very much like to replace him.'
'oh, okay,' replied the farmers wife. 'go around to the side and you’ll find the cows in the barn
2006-10-13 15:00:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my goodness! That is funny. I am afraid that I would have to just write the farmers wife a check and tell her to buy a new bull!
2006-10-13 15:03:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes and with the cows referances id try for the farmers family next
2006-10-13 22:02:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eeewww!!!!
(lol)
2006-10-13 22:18:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sick-sick-sick, amigo.I LOVE IT!!!
2006-10-13 22:03:24 · answer #4 · answered by Hielodrive 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2006-10-13 22:10:51 · answer #5 · answered by jason 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if he did a dead cow it would be necrobeastiality.
2006-10-13 22:02:59 · answer #6 · answered by jedi1josh 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats too funny!!
2006-10-13 22:04:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahahaha..that is so gross..yet funny..
and i can't do it..
im a girl..haha
2006-10-13 22:02:46 · answer #8 · answered by just another kid. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hell no, i wouldnt replace him anyway. that bastard should not have been in the road
2006-10-13 22:02:33 · answer #9 · answered by keep~it~real 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i really dont get it
2006-10-13 22:04:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋