A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He
studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble
these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ..." he sighed, "let's put all the Frosted
Flakes back in the box."
2006-10-13 14:52:02 · 27 answers · asked by butterfly_kisses81501 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You r right! That is a blond joke to end all blond jokes. Thanks for a great laugh, you made my day.
2006-10-13 15:02:43 · answer #1 · answered by CJBig 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
humorous! I definitely have one too.... A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "howdy! Wanna hear a blonde comedian tale?" The bar immediately will become genuinely quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "before you tell that comedian tale, you may desire to comprehend some thing." "The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and that i'm a 6' tall, 2 hundred pound blond with a black belt in karate. what's extra, the guy sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 pounds, and he's a blond weight lifter." He keeps, "The fella on your precise is blond, 6'5" and pushing 3 hundred pounds, and he's a wrestler. think of approximately it heavily, Mister. you nonetheless wanna tell that comedian tale?" The blind guy says, "Nah! not if i'm gonna ought to describe it 5 cases."
2016-10-16 04:22:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I remember this but it was with George Bush and **** Chaney lol. Probably less offensive with the politicians but oh well verrrry funny!
2006-10-13 14:58:24 · answer #3 · answered by mikeyeggs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe nice one i heard this one before nut it ended in the boyfriend saying "put the f***ing frosties back"
2006-10-13 14:55:09 · answer #4 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO finally one to beat out the others
2006-10-13 14:54:28 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 love it beats every single blonde joke out there ROFL, LMBO
2006-10-13 15:51:04 · answer #6 · answered by D21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that such a good blond joke. i still cant stop laughing....my friend did something very similar when she was little, and her mom actually played along with it.
2006-10-13 15:06:39 · answer #7 · answered by malinda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)) OMFG!!! THAT IS SO FU**ING FUNNY!!! I usually hate blonde jokes, usually b/c they cant even spell blonde right... but nicely done!
Keep going!
2006-10-13 14:55:46 · answer #8 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it
2006-10-14 16:14:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
always love a good dumb blond joke (i'm blond)
2006-10-13 16:10:06 · answer #10 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋