A man & woman are having trouble w/ their sex life so they decide to go to a therapist. After speaking w/ the couple the therapist says "tonight on ur way home stop at the store & get a box of doughnuts & some grapes. Then u take 1 of the doughnuts & toss it around ur husband's love pole. Crawl across the room like a lioness and eat it off of ur husbands pole. Then you sir take the grape & roll them into your wife's love canal. You must retrieve the grape using only ur tounge. Try that and see how u do. Well they tried it and it worked. A few days later they ran into some friends who said they were having a frump in their love life too. So the couple told them about the therapist & how much he helped them. The other couple decided to go. After the therapist looked over them he said I don't think I can help you. The 2nd couple complained and begged saying their friends were so satisfied. He sighed and said on the way home stop at the store & get a box of fruit loops and an orange....hah
2006-10-13 14:47:36 · 20 answers · asked by mernie_77 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It was O.k.
2006-10-13 15:05:26 · answer #1 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i laughed for 5 straight minutes
2006-10-13 14:50:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the joke..there is always something for someone..
2006-10-13 14:51:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
anyways
if she's cheating what does she need a therapist for.
2006-10-13 15:58:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thanks for the joke. It's wonderful! Can't wait to tell a friend. Ignore"michaelB" listing ,he IS a joke.
2006-10-13 14:52:47 · answer #5 · answered by thirsty mind 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
silly,but yet still very funny
2006-10-13 17:15:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-13 14:51:10 · answer #7 · answered by skee2di 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats great
2006-10-13 14:51:24 · answer #8 · answered by Jeff L. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i get it..thats funny
2006-10-13 14:50:29 · answer #9 · answered by Mustang gt 500 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolol good one
2006-10-13 14:57:23 · answer #10 · answered by Hayla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but kind of nasty
2006-10-13 14:53:46 · answer #11 · answered by R@chel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋