Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
2006-10-13 14:46:33 · 18 answers · asked by Tru-Gem 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.....that is hilarious i will have to remember that. that sounds like they had a good time and their husbands are jealous because they don't know what is going on.
thinks for the laugh i really needed it. and don't hold back from telling more.
2006-10-13 14:55:43 · answer #1 · answered by malinda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW :
"WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1,000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN"
This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia .
You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement.
One would think that anti-hate groups from all across the country would be marching on this business, and that the National Guard might have to be called to keep the angry crowds back.
But perhaps in these stressful times, one might be tempted to let the proprietors simply make their statement. We are a society which holds our Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty.
And after all, it's only a sign.
But what kind of business would dare post such a sign, you ask?
Answer: A Funeral Home
(Who said morticians had no sense of humor?)
Ya gotta love it, don't you?! God bless those gutsy Americans!
2006-10-13 22:09:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke.
This UK + Ireland is a nice change from the U.S-Canada site I know so well, though both are good.
2006-10-15 15:35:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good! I found it funny! Now can I have my 10 points? No seriously.
2006-10-13 21:50:30 · answer #4 · answered by ernesto1196011 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL..the question was, should "Girls Night Out" keep going or stop conpletely?
2006-10-13 21:54:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha nice one keep em coming!!! ;)
2006-10-13 21:52:19 · answer #6 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one
2006-10-14 00:16:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-13 21:48:21 · answer #8 · answered by 1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.. Can you tell more?
2006-10-13 21:53:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is the third time i've heard this joke on here!!
2006-10-13 21:49:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋