I can't stop staring at my stunning good looks, so I might as well marry myself. No woman out there is beautiful enough for this perfection
2006-10-13 14:38:40 · 7 answers · asked by NONAME 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
go ahead
2006-10-13 14:52:29 · answer #1 · answered by mom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Perfect Man And Woman
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,
they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a
winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being
the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded
Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along
delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple
and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?
The perfect woman.
She's the only one that really existed in the first place. Everyone knows
there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
2006-10-13 21:43:36 · answer #2 · answered by Noble Angel 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Me, myself and I....I love me, who do you like??
Who told you that God was against gay marriage? Had a little chat with Him lately or something ?
Go ahead and marry yourself! Be my guest, I don't think it is going to be a big loss for the public at large.....You will save another human being from having to spend her or his (!) life with someone as disgusting as you.......
Being obnoxious is NOT appealing, I really don't see what you are trying to achieve here......
2006-10-13 21:50:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure you are really impressive. Since there is no god, you don't have to worry, marry yourself and live happily ever after wtih your reflection.
2006-10-13 21:47:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need to shut up. you are not an attractive person and the fact that you are so stuck up makes you even less attractive. go get a life
2006-10-13 21:42:36 · answer #5 · answered by iluvhipos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are seriously screwed up in your thinking.
2006-10-13 22:10:21 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You again?
2006-10-13 21:42:31 · answer #7 · answered by oltmprch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋