2006-10-13 13:41:21 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Skin & Body ➔ Other - Skin & Body
So you married "Baggy Anne" Are you familiar with a song by the Macc Ladds who made a charming song aptly named baggy anne, check it out, funny as fcuk!!
2006-10-13 13:58:05 · answer #1 · answered by shuey71 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not you again......sigh.
Well here is my honest response, I think your wife should worry about her own body issues and you should worry about yours. NHS is not for cosmetic surgery, unless the person is affected to the point where it interferes with their emotional and physical functioning. I highly doubt this is the case for your wife.
Now, you on the other hand may be eligible to receive surgery through the NHS, as I understand you have a 'small problem' with a certain part of your anatomy and this has affected you psychologically and I also understand you are having serious functional difficulties which have made it near possible to ejactulate without another man present in the room.
Now, there is absolutely nothing to be embarrassed about and no it does not make you any less of a prick, but it does make you less good in the sack and less productive in the work place.
If you want to go ahead with surgery, you do have to be realistic about what this procedure can achieve for you, but at least this may finally give your wife some satisfaction, after all those years of having to fake orgasm and feeling as if she was making love to her little finger.
I am very sympathetic to your cause and understand that it can't be easy to be so incredibly lacking in that department. I'm sure if you see your GP first thing Monday, he will refer you immediately to a consultant and you will most surely be put forward on the waiting list as a matter of urgency!
Take care and good luck ; )
2006-10-13 15:39:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure that's all she needs after looking after a baby - you coming home and telling her she looks "baggy". Tell her you love her body more now that you have shared the miracle of your child's birth and love that she loves you so much that she would change her body so that you can be a family. A woman's body rarely snaps back into shape after birth and although there are these celebrities out there you have to remember they have nannies, trainers, chefs to help them. A usual rule is 9 months up, 9 months down. Perhaps you could look after the child 2 nights a week while she goes to salsa classes or something and has some non mummy fun and could stay fit too.
2006-10-14 09:09:38 · answer #3 · answered by Carrie S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you mean 'all baggy'? and why are you being so insensitive? if you truly are looking out for her good then choose your words carefully. you don't seem to have a lot of support here but a lot of good advice (most of it is very offencive towards you but what do you expect?). but then again that depends on whether or not you are actually as shallow as your question makes you out to be. If you aren't trying to be shallow and your intentions are for her good then don't you think you should be talking about this to your wife rather than to strangers? does she even know you are asking such questions to strangers? if she does good luck to you. if she doesn't then maybe you should spend more time with her talking and helping her since pregnancy is NOT an easy ride and it ISN'T something you can easily recover from.
2006-10-19 07:03:36 · answer #4 · answered by Sara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baggy?! what the hell?! what do you expect after going through the trauma of childbirth? its like a small explosion going off inside! you really should have expected things to be slightly different after the baby was born, you're a young lad arent you? probably a chav as well, you need a serious attitude and personality bypass, idiot, I hope your wife sees sense and throws you off a cliff!
2006-10-14 00:55:18 · answer #5 · answered by lizarddd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your wife is fine....exercise can cure that infinitesimal problem but what can she do about YOUR crass insensitivity? Why did you get her pregnant in the first place if you don't like the results? Let's hope your kid is perfect or you might want to swop it for a different model. And you'd want it on the NHS too, cheapskate.
2006-10-13 14:19:11 · answer #6 · answered by JonBovi 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me! What does your wife feel about you talking about her?
Let her ask the questions.
Give the body time to recover - please!!
Also, have you ever tried carrying an extra 2 stone around in your belly, above your bladder for 9 moonths?
AND if that isnt enough, what about squeezing a melon out of a hole the size of a smartie tube?
When you have tried this, please come back and let me know how you got on!
2006-10-18 22:25:38 · answer #7 · answered by delyth h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well it takes time. maybe u shrunk???
i dont think there is any corrective surgery available on the NHS for your insensitivity! its all about u aint it?
your wife has given u a beautiful baby and all u can do is moan about a bit of baggyness? i suppose u are perfect??
2006-10-13 14:31:57 · answer #8 · answered by crophilia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW that's really insensitive. I'm sure there is a medical procedure that can fix it. Really and honestly Time is the best thing. That and exercise. There is no reason to expect her body to go back to perfect it brought a child into the world. Good luck
2006-10-13 13:56:15 · answer #9 · answered by kate b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's good that you are trying to help her. but why to spend money on surgery if you can help her the other way. I was 66 lbs overweight after childbirth, when i dropped it off i didn't have flappy skin, now my size is 10-8, used to be 20-22. if you are serious about to help your wife, write me on smallangelika@yahoo.co.uk,
Cheers,
Angelika
2006-10-13 22:11:19 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋