The other day, my son told me that he had "googled" himself.... Needless to say, I was quite bothered, so I told him what my father told me: it gives you hairy palms and makes your skin turn black from the AIDs. Am I a bad illegitimate father?
2006-10-13 12:50:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
LOL! That's pretty damn funny!
2006-10-13 14:37:44 · answer #1 · answered by Shepherd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now you have told your son that all black people have AIDS! You might want to go talk to him again and tell him you were confused. Yes that makes your parenting a little on the not so great side...but everyone makes mistakes....go clear it up.
2006-10-16 07:08:20 · answer #2 · answered by fin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did he perhaps "Google" his name on the computer or is this his description of masturbation? Get over it, tell him the truth (it's healthy and natural), and use the proper words! Just remind him to do it in his room!
2006-10-13 12:54:11 · answer #3 · answered by lynnguys 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is normal. He is knowing his body and he is sincere and you friend enough to tell it. So, be a proud dad cause you have a son who tell you everything.
2006-10-13 12:59:33 · answer #4 · answered by Taz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm.... I highly doubt he was talking about masterbating...
Im pretty sure he was referring to putting his name in the Google search bar...
...and that picture of you is not very attractive... please, take the one peice banana hammock off... and burn it...
..now I must go pour Listerine into my eyes to get that vision away.
2006-10-13 12:58:00 · answer #5 · answered by Ashley P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes you are a bad father. i suggest you sit him down, and tell him the truth. the less taboo you make topics the less likely he will be to do them.
2006-10-13 12:59:08 · answer #6 · answered by knowitall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The trolls are starting to arrive from YMB.
* yawn *
2006-10-13 12:58:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ur A F*ckin GOOB
2006-10-13 12:59:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is nothing wrong with masturbation...everyone does it, and it's best he learns from you instead of somewhere else.
2006-10-13 12:55:21 · answer #9 · answered by Gayle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah your a bad father - poor kid
2006-10-13 16:02:31 · answer #10 · answered by texada island mom 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋