A. cause he's hiding out in the basement of The White House.
B. He doesn't really exist.
C. Addres unknown.
2006-10-13 12:29:01 · 23 answers · asked by nultienman 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Well A mostly but you forgot something and my close ties to Karl let me on the secret.
Bin Laden is indeed being held in the basement of the White house, he is sodomized daily and as information is gathered from this sick pervert. Karl and Dick are waiting till the end of this month to plant him in the DNC building with a swat team storming the place on an phone call. They will find Bin Laden tortured beyond belief and in the Democrat stronghold. Thereby showing them to be the hypocrites they are on torture, and to be keeping the #1 enemy to the US locked up on our soil.
IT is a brillant plan and one that should bring in the news stories.
2006-10-13 12:41:22 · answer #1 · answered by jirwin7211 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you had over $300million in your bank account would you let anyone find you. OBL is an educated man who made millions and now he uses his wealth to strike at the west because the west i.e. the US and the UK feel they have a right to dictate what you are permitted in your country...How would you feel if the roles were reversed. When 9/11 happened we should have sent troops to all known terroists homes and shot the ******* instead of waiting 18months for the UN assembly to make a decision.
2006-10-13 19:41:36 · answer #2 · answered by Le Baron 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O we know were he is, north east Pakistani. Unfortunately Pakistan is much like Russia in that half is owned by gov and half is owned crime lords.
The crime lords sympathize with the terrorists b/c they are the terrorists. We don't want war with Pakistan so we really cant do much but pin point his location (with out putting Americans on the Pakistani side of the border).
We cant do anything until we got hard evidence hes there.
Now he got away from us in Afghanistan b/c we made the mistake of splitting up our assaults with the Afghans we thought were on our side. We had the Afghan militias on our side, surround the area and sent in army rangers.
So Osama sent one of his guys to bribe the militia and they slipped away.
Any one who says we didn't catch him b/c of political reasons dont know there *** from the elbow. I was there, i was one of the guys that searched. Time and time again we were assaulting the village he was in.
Missed the sob by minitues.
2006-10-13 20:08:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
None of the above - we just plain do not care anymore.
He is an old sick man that his family admits is dying. Others lead Al Queda, so why bother to waste manpower looking under every rock.
Why can we not find American patriots - just self centered people who want to be right if we all die? After all it can still be blamed on President Bush through the year 2200.
2006-10-13 19:37:49 · answer #4 · answered by Wolfpacker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
,Very cute. What would be the best way to avoid creating a martyr? Disappearance of course. Nobody really knows for sure where he is, right? Sure they do. They either killed him and got rid of the evidence, or our govt has him in custody in some secret place. The continued search is a ruse.
2006-10-13 19:44:22 · answer #5 · answered by rico3151 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They dont want to find him,Not to mention the fact hez rumered dead though its a rumer.Plus many Conspiricy possiility videos show actual Facts which show that 9/11 was probably done by USA itself.
2006-10-13 20:07:11 · answer #6 · answered by cha0s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he is suppose to have some oil type business dealing in the past with some people in political power. For this reason they are not really looking for him. They are not allowed to look for him, only act like they are for show. It pays to have friends in high places.
2006-10-13 19:45:45 · answer #7 · answered by richard b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im all for my country but its kind of funny cause they got army commercials here showing this solidier using high tech super duper infrared technologiy finding a fly on an outfit of another countrys soldier or finding Enemie jets and stuff, and they cant even find bin laden...
2006-10-13 23:14:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Osama was just one of the decoys in this shell game that the administration has been playing with the people of this nation
2006-10-13 20:00:51 · answer #9 · answered by macrominded 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, they know where he is, or at least the CIA does. Probably at this point in time, he's more valuable to them holed up in some cave like some worm, than he is dead or in prison.
2006-10-13 19:38:17 · answer #10 · answered by Zelda Hunter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋