2006-10-13 11:57:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You two think that's bad? I'll be eating beanie weenies all week. *sigh*
2006-10-14 05:15:04 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try 1-800-HEY-GODD. You'll be on hold for a while, so to speed through the voice mail here's how it works:
Press 1 for heaven, 2 for hell.
Press 1 for the Big Guy, 2 for an archangel, 3 for an angel, 4 for a saint, 5 for a regular guy.
Press 1 for plague, 2 for famine, 3 for war, 4 for death.
Press 1 to complain, 2 to give advice, and 3 for the apocalypse.
Press 0 at any time to talk to a Jehovah's Witness.
2006-10-13 12:13:59 · answer #2 · answered by stevewbcanada 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No. But let that be a lesson learned.
Don't pray in Ireland. Go to Sweden. Swedish chicks are waaaaay better looking, and plenty of us are redheads.
~Morg~
2006-10-13 12:00:40 · answer #3 · answered by morgorond 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what's incorrect WITH IRISH SETTERS?????? possibly your prayer become not particular adequate. God DOES have a humorousness, you recognize. you are able to deliver the Irish Setters to my place, in case you do not opt for them!
2016-11-28 04:14:55 · answer #4 · answered by milhollen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello and thank you for calling Metaphysicals Incorporated. We're sorry, but the deity you're calling is unavailable right now. However, your happiness is extremely important to us. If you'd like to speak to one of our other highly-trained deities, please press zero to be transferred to the next available metaphysical being. Alternatively, if you'd like to leave a message for your deity of choice, please leave your name, number and a brief message after the beep.
BEEP.
2006-10-15 09:28:23 · answer #5 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I made a similar request and all I got was a cat. It must be how I worded it.
2006-10-14 04:36:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You called Customer Service, should have called His direct line (PRAYER 101).
2006-10-13 12:17:30 · answer #7 · answered by charmaine f 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God answers all prayers. But sometimes the answer is NO.
2006-10-13 11:59:22 · answer #8 · answered by leafrogger 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Should have been more specific as to the species.
2006-10-14 18:26:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess you weren't specific enough!! You got what you asked for!! LOL
Thanks for the laugh
2006-10-13 11:59:39 · answer #10 · answered by Miss Vicki 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋