A man escaped from prison where he has been for 15years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes!. He's probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us.BE STRONG HONEY-I love you!"
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck...he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom....BE STRONG HONEY, I love you too!!"
2006-10-13 10:50:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
VERY GOOD nearly peed myself laughing
2006-10-13 10:54:29 · answer #1 · answered by katielovesjoke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that was sweet. Guy's willing to sacrifice his wife but he gets it in the end. ha ha ha ha
2006-10-13 21:09:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
been ages since i heard a good joke.thats was really funny.lol
2006-10-13 11:22:48 · answer #3 · answered by clarelouiseprince 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good classic
2006-10-13 11:29:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.... that exact same thing happened to me.....
2006-10-13 10:55:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dat good
2006-10-13 11:28:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, priceless. loved it
2006-10-13 11:18:22 · answer #7 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha =))
2006-10-13 11:34:02 · answer #8 · answered by sunkissedsnowflake 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant. i love it
2006-10-13 10:59:27 · answer #9 · answered by Belosnezhka (aka Gex) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was so funny
2006-10-13 10:59:19 · answer #10 · answered by Twilight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋