In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:
Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?
Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.
2006-10-13 10:38:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO!
2006-10-13 10:40:21 · answer #1 · answered by Suraya 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
heh, attorney joke, but you know, the attorney was just trying to show doubt,,,,, even if he was being a complete moron.
2006-10-13 10:51:54 · answer #2 · answered by bludyone 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the man is out practicing his law somewhere with out a brain. what he says must be pretty thoughtless
2016-05-21 23:41:05 · answer #3 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA rogl
Yep, I'd say he was definitly living.
Lawyers let graduate back to kindergarten.
2006-10-13 11:57:37 · answer #4 · answered by JQ 9 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS. i've heard it before, as one of those "look how stupid lawyers can be" jokes. still funny though, whenever you hear it.
2006-10-13 10:46:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good answer lol
2006-10-13 10:41:31 · answer #6 · answered by postal_marg 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee Hee! He's already gone then! ^_^
2006-10-13 10:46:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA, you are tooooooo funny tonight :O)
2006-10-13 10:41:48 · answer #8 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2006-10-13 11:33:35 · answer #9 · answered by darkainjul 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute!
2006-10-13 10:43:02 · answer #10 · answered by angie37181 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋