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i was so wasted. i dont remember a damn thing.

2006-10-13 10:38:07 · 14 answers · asked by slippie 4 in Food & Drink Beer, Wine & Spirits

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I dropped you off. Give me back my underwear.

2006-10-13 10:39:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9 0

You don't remember that little, uhh, *incident* in the alley out in Denver? The one where you were found laying naked beside the Barney stuffed animal? The $350 you owe me for bailing you out of jail?

Don't worry. . .I have the mug shots, the receipt signed by the jailer, and the $750 plane ticket stub for briber. . .I mean, record keeping purposes.

You can pay me back in weekly installments, I won't charge more than 90% interest, and this'll just be our little secret, m'kay?*

* (At least if the first certified check gets here by Monday, anyway.)

2006-10-13 10:44:07 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 4 0

Used to have the same problem made a game out of it by trying to guess where I was before opening my eyes weird when you hear ocean waves and live 100 miles from the nearest beach or people you do not know getting ready for their day.

2006-10-13 10:41:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Are you OK? You didnt go out last night.
That was 3 weeks ago!
But you are right. You were wasted anyway.

2006-10-13 16:20:30 · answer #4 · answered by area52 6 · 2 0

What makes u think of he didnt have a erection because of fact he knew he become coming domicile to u. men, youthful men have them for no reason in any respect yet in simple terms thinking approximately intercourse. the only way u probable ought to of understand become to work out if he in simple terms washed down there or u understand.

2016-10-19 08:36:10 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

a little cloud floated down from the sky and gently carried u to ur home where it tucked u in bed and kissed u good nite, lol

2006-10-13 10:40:15 · answer #6 · answered by dover_luv 3 · 3 0

Follow your trail of bread crumbs.

2006-10-13 12:56:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

In a car and my boyfriend f*ked all night...jk

2006-10-13 10:39:53 · answer #8 · answered by shewolf2899 3 · 0 0

on the back of my broom! you owe me a buck fifty for air fare!

2006-10-13 11:11:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

i saw you crawling down main street, you crawled down 1st st after that...and there is your house
:+)

2006-10-13 10:40:26 · answer #10 · answered by chastityelizabeth 5 · 2 0

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