A young deaf-mute couple got married. At first they had sex with the lights all on, otherwise, they would not see what one would tell the other in sign language.
One day the woman asked, "Can't we try to make love with the lights off?"
The man said, "Okay, but how will you know when I want to make love to you?"
The woman said, "Well, when you're in the mood, just shake my left breast once, and I'll know. If you don't want to, shake my right breast once."
The man said, "All right. And if you want to make love to me, shake my penis once, if you do not want to make love to me, shake my penis about fifty times, ok?"
2006-10-13 10:21:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha.
2006-10-13 10:23:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't think true happiness is based around what we can physically do. I don't see why being blind, deaf or mute is an actual 'bad' thing. If I was the only person ever to exist and I was blind and had always been so, I wouldn't care nor would I wish to be any different. It's only because we compare ourselves to others and make decisions about what is good and bad that we think it's 'unfair' to not be able to do what other people can do. If you believe in God, then you have to believe that God knows exactly what he is doing and there's really no reason to question it. If I were to create a human being in the sense that some people believe God created humans, I wouldn't think of it was taking AWAY an ability. I would add things that are useful and 'know' that maybe some people do not need to have sight or hearing. I would be 'all knowing' and I would do certain things for a reason. It would be very useful if we had wheels instead of feet. I don't think of how 'God' took that 'ability' away from every person on the planet.
2016-05-21 23:39:52 · answer #2 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughed out loud
2006-10-13 10:35:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eh. It's okay. Kinda funny.
2006-10-13 11:03:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Soooooooooooooooo good
2006-10-13 10:40:39 · answer #5 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Usually I have to do that kind of thing myself.
2006-10-13 11:55:28 · answer #6 · answered by John P 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
so you enjoyed this.
only When deaf mute. o.k.
Miranda h
2006-10-14 04:19:22 · answer #7 · answered by prince47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That, was freaking awesome. I gonna try that.
2006-10-13 10:49:03 · answer #8 · answered by kenneumann_2003 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u just gave me a ideal HA HA HA HA lol
2006-10-13 10:47:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
AWWWWW.....HAHAHAHAHA..... VERY GOOD JOKE!!! HAHAHAH... GIRL.... YOU'RE ON THE ROLLL... HAHAHAHA!!!
2006-10-13 10:38:43 · answer #10 · answered by L!LO 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋