2006-10-13 10:20:27 · 3 answers · asked by josh m 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
two flamingos were sitting on a perch,
one says to the other,
smell something fishy?
2006-10-13 10:23:24 · answer #1 · answered by papeche 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A Flamingo walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!". Next time could you try to make it a bit more difficult, because there are just too many Flamingo jokes out there waiting to be told. Hey, does anybody know any jokes about Dante Alighieri, the famous Italian poet?!
2006-10-13 18:58:54 · answer #2 · answered by John P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old one:
Q: Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
A: Because if he lifted both legs off the ground he would fall down !
You Might Be a Redneck IF...
. . you repaint your pink flamingo every spring . . . but not your house.
The rest I found weren't clean.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
2006-10-13 21:54:26 · answer #3 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋