A man takes his wife to a livestock show. They start heading down the alley where the bulls are kept. A sign in front of the first bull says: "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year! You could learn from him."
They proceed to the next bull and that sign states: "This bull mated 65 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That's over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, big time."
They proceed to the last bull and his sign reads: "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife's mouth drops open as she gasps, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That's ONCE A DAY! You could really learn from this one!"
The man turns to his wife and says, "Yeah, okay. Go on up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."
2006-10-13 10:17:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha!
I hope I never feel like that when I am married!
2006-10-13 10:20:29 · answer #1 · answered by josie_14_14 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!! Love it!! Definitely worth the 5 points you gave up to post it.
2006-10-13 18:07:09 · answer #2 · answered by That One Chick 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would really like to know if any women really have to beg their husbands to have sex with them.
not in the real world.
2006-10-13 17:21:05 · answer #3 · answered by ihatehippies 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha ha !!!!
how great are you?
where have you learned all this?
you can publish all these?
good luck, Miranda h.
2006-10-14 11:14:54 · answer #4 · answered by prince47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HEE HEE HEE, very funny
2006-10-13 17:20:56 · answer #5 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋