John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of my life 'tween the legs of me wife!". That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, ..."I won the prize for the best toast of the night".
"Aye, did ye now?" And what was yer toast?"
John said "Here's to spending the rest of my life, sittin in church beside me wife".
"Oh that is very nice indeed John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you Mary".
"Aye, he told me and I was a bit surprised myself. Ya know, he's only been there twice in the last four years....once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come".
2006-10-13 10:04:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Afriend of mine sent an email of that very good joke, wasn't you was it?
2006-10-13 11:36:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! Thankyou!
2006-10-13 18:39:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-13 17:06:42 · answer #3 · answered by kna0831 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha loving it..gonna send it to my friends hehe!
cheers for the laugh!
2006-10-13 17:09:06 · answer #4 · answered by yummy_mummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! lol
2006-10-13 17:24:41 · answer #5 · answered by mistickle17 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-14 05:00:06 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that is so funny.... ha ha
2006-10-13 17:10:55 · answer #7 · answered by hottmama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.... class!!
2006-10-13 17:31:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!!! ROTFLMAO
2006-10-13 17:15:19 · answer #9 · answered by Sheena 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋