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2006-10-13 09:39:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference Quotations

Ex: "Your not the sharpest knife on the drawer", "Your not the brightest crayon in the box", "Dumb as mud", etc..

2006-10-13 09:42:16 · update #1

LOL!! too funny, more people, keep 'em coming!

2006-10-13 11:16:26 · update #2

15 answers

Your elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
You're as bright as a burned-out light bulb.
Doesn't have both oars in the water.
Not playing with a full deck.

2006-10-13 10:39:57 · answer #1 · answered by awanderingelf 4 · 1 0

Dumb as a post.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

2006-10-13 10:08:31 · answer #2 · answered by Solunas 4 · 0 0

stupid is as stupid does
sh it happens
not the sharpest knife in the kitchen
apple doesn't fall far from the tree
we have tweedle dee and tweedle dum here
what we have here is a failure to communicate
i'm tired, just call yourself an idiot
Can you hear what you are saying?

2006-10-13 17:28:28 · answer #3 · answered by curly 3 · 0 0

One fry short of a Happy Meal

2006-10-13 10:16:29 · answer #4 · answered by Cary Grant 4 · 0 0

mentally defective
A truck load of special.
All kinds of special.
the the sharpest knife on the tree(mixed metaphor i use for comic relief)
"That boy is where stupid is made, and then given to other people."

2006-10-13 11:53:21 · answer #5 · answered by janssen411 6 · 1 0

You're not the sharpest tool in the shed

2006-10-13 09:44:47 · answer #6 · answered by caterpillar 1 · 0 0

The light is on but no body's home.

2006-10-13 11:08:32 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 1 0

As thick as two short planks.

2006-10-13 10:22:33 · answer #8 · answered by edith 1 · 0 0

You're depriving a village somewhere of an idiot!

2006-10-13 15:12:51 · answer #9 · answered by rjr 6 · 0 0

one beer short of a six pack

2006-10-13 09:53:14 · answer #10 · answered by melissa 6 · 0 0

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