Simply put I'm a contract killer. I travel around the world to do hits on people that have usually cheated my clients. My family dosen't know, they think I travel for business. The money I make is above
one million a hit. So quiting isn't an option just yet. My last hit was on a drug lord from Columbia. My wife is thinking I am cheating on her. My daughter dates some loser I would love to put one in his head but am afraid that I might hurt her feelings. On top of that my neighbors dog keeps craping in my yard. I love dogs and can't hurt them.
2006-10-13 09:29:29 · 14 answers · asked by bobthebuilde b 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
You're full of it. You WISH your life was that interesting. If it were, you wouldn't be wasting your time here.
2006-10-13 09:33:03 · answer #1 · answered by court 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Mr. Killer - I have a suggestion for a career change.
I have my own home-based travel agency with an on-line booking engine.
This business provides you with 60% of the available commissions, gives you your own booking website, 2 travel agent credentials, full support, collects all commissions for you automatically and pays you directly by check or direct deposit, is constantly providing weekly training and updates and is only $50 per month.
If you book your own travel on your own website then you get the commission instead of some faceless corporation.
There's so much more to tell. Please email me or visit the links below for more. After you email me I would be willing to talk to you as well.
I am in the Kansas City Missouri area. Please let me know what you think :)
2006-10-15 01:02:32 · answer #2 · answered by Kyle M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am sorry to hear that ur life is so out of wack the only way to live a normal live is to have a normal job. and killing people isnt normal. think about ok the money is great but one day your world is going to come down around u and the next thinku know the only thing u see are the bars in front of u. then u dont have ur money or ur family. this is the time for u to get out because u are asking for help. but only u can get out sometime money isnt worth the numbers printed on it if ur life is not good. the first thing u need to do if let god into ur life. and things will start to get better and as for ur kid well this is her life daddy isnt always going to be there u need to let her live and learn. not everyone can hide behinde a gun.
2006-10-13 16:38:24 · answer #3 · answered by whiteangel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very interesting, you need to do something about the wife. How can you keep such a secrete from the woman who you are devoting your life too? Is is absolutly necessary to keep her in the dark?
Put laxatives in some dog food and send that dog on his way, considered a fence?
2006-10-13 16:33:05 · answer #4 · answered by breath4u 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really think that the job is getting to you u really shouldnt bring your work home. i would tell my wife what is going on so that she would not be a stranger if someone came to get you at least she would know whats going on plus she dont ask where the money come from
2006-10-13 16:34:34 · answer #5 · answered by pg#3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like complicated BS to me,either you live like this or have nothing better to do-either way how do you sleep at night?
2006-10-13 16:33:17 · answer #6 · answered by maykithapin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Open your mouth, put a 9mm in it an pull the trigger.
2006-10-15 17:42:29 · answer #7 · answered by biggtimm 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
find a legit job...maybe you should let you wife in on the big SECRET and leave your daughter to live her life on her own
2006-10-13 16:31:20 · answer #8 · answered by me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
become a samaratin and start taking life seriously,spend more time with your wife, don't waste your talent for made up stories though and write a book..........
2006-10-13 16:33:09 · answer #9 · answered by deborahrumbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
money is good, BUT NOT WORTH IT..
find a better job.
it won't pay as much, but it will be a CLEAN JOB.
2006-10-13 16:33:54 · answer #10 · answered by green eyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋