So my boss came into my cube and asked me to take care of her pus*y this weekend, She's asking me to do this for free, and I'm not the first one she asked! She asked Sally in accounting first, but Sally has her own pus*y problems. Last time she showed pictures of her pus*y at the office, we were all grossed out. It's a nappy old thing, looks like somebody chewed on it or something.
And what's worse is the smell! worse than bad seafood!
She's asking me to play with the thing all weekend! It's gonna stink up my apartment!
How can I tell my girlfreind about this?
Do I tell the boss about the way her pus*y smells?
Should I lie to the boss and tell her my gf is allergic to cats, so I don't have to cat-sit over the weekend?
Help!!
2006-10-13 09:20:34 · 16 answers · asked by George Curious 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
sounds like you need a new job.
2006-10-13 09:23:13 · answer #1 · answered by Charlee's Mama 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-26 18:31:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take the pus*y to the Animal hospital for vacation time and live for a weekend. Before check by Yellow Pages who has the service
2006-10-13 09:24:15 · answer #3 · answered by Toto 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny, I had to answer it, just say that you and your girlfriend usually have plans for the weekend and do not want to be burdened by taking care of her pus*y...
2006-10-13 09:29:11 · answer #4 · answered by Thomas 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do not take care of that thing. Tell them something came up, there are only a few things more evil.
2006-10-13 09:24:24 · answer #5 · answered by breath4u 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe your girlfriend won't mind having a stinkin' pus*y for once.
2006-10-13 09:26:46 · answer #6 · answered by Nicolette G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bite the bullet and wear a clothespin on your nose(ha ha ),either that or get a new job!
2006-10-13 09:25:49 · answer #7 · answered by heavy m 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why not take care of the cat but take it to get washed/groomed first.
2006-10-13 09:22:53 · answer #8 · answered by shae 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
tell her that you dont want to cat-sit and that you appretiate her confadince in you. i hope this helps!
2006-10-13 09:25:33 · answer #9 · answered by vane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha, i knew u were talking about a cat... do watever... funny problem u got there
2006-10-13 09:24:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋