1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
2006-10-13 09:15:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL LMAO Very good
2006-10-13 10:08:18 · answer #1 · answered by Bodieann 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn Straight!!lol....reasons 1-13 to as y i'll never marry!
But u forgot 2:
Men are like tissues: Strong, dependable and easily disposable
Men are like Banking accounts: without money...they dont tend to generate a lot of interest! lol
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2006-10-13 16:19:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you. I needed the laugh on this rough Friday 13th. Wish I could give you two points instead of getting them myself. Even e-mailed to a friend.
2006-10-13 16:23:40 · answer #3 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
most of them are. but my man isn't like a commercial, mascara, or popcorn. and i have one of the good ones. the rest is pretty much true though.
2006-10-13 16:18:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that that is a load of crap but true in a sort of way. Some of those are pretty funny!!
2006-10-13 16:22:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most men are in this category.
2006-10-14 05:20:05 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. :)
Here's another along the same line...
Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same thing.
2006-10-13 16:17:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to have my own stable of men/studs...(sigh)
2006-10-13 16:34:05 · answer #8 · answered by incognitas8 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men, chocalate, coffee - the richer the better ;-)
2006-10-13 16:18:00 · answer #9 · answered by tigglys 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolutely
2006-10-13 16:18:03 · answer #10 · answered by wlissa_sweet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋