I ,...ahhh crap, a t-rex just ate my pylons
2006-10-13 09:12:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He is portrayed as a kindly, round-bellied, merry, bespectacled white man in a red coat trimmed, with a long white beard. On Christmas Eve, he rides in his sleigh pulled by flying reindeer from house to house to give presents to children. To enter the house, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and exits through the fireplace. During the rest of the year he lives together with his wife Mrs. Claus and his elves manufacturing toys.
Oh wait...that's Santa Claus...and if you don't believe that story...wait until you hear the one about jesus.
2006-10-13 09:18:33 · answer #1 · answered by gotalife 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Ohhhyesssssss!! SSSSSleeestak!!!
This is a dead all-seeing oracle to the swarms of humans who have adopted various precepts based on the many fables of his life during the stone age. These are the humans who must be soothed and becalmed by the mighty weapon of intolerance wielded by the father of the Jesus, the great and powerful Oz.
Make no mistake, and do not underestimate the power of their stones. The power to infinitely judge all others.
2006-10-13 16:14:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
S2 is in trouble, he and S1 are fighting over who gets the pylons
2006-10-13 19:57:50 · answer #3 · answered by 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He can fly, has laser eyes, is faster than a speeding bullet, and one time flew so fast around the earth that we went back in time... cause that is how richard donner thinks time travel works
2006-10-13 16:16:37 · answer #4 · answered by E-Rock 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is Gods gift of salvation if we accept him and follow his teaching we go to heaven after death
2006-10-13 16:16:34 · answer #5 · answered by Mim 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go back to planet Uranus
2006-10-13 16:14:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say Hello to Scotty for me, he should be up there pretty soon if not already.
Somewhere.
2006-10-13 22:48:09 · answer #7 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Miriam summed it up for you well!
God Bless
2006-10-13 16:18:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm snork from ork... The planet ork is located somewhere between "Mork" and "Mindy"... i think..
2006-10-13 16:14:37 · answer #9 · answered by snorkelman_37 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you really fascinated?
2006-10-13 16:15:06 · answer #10 · answered by ntr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋