Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tommy Finnegan arrives at the door.
"Brenda may I come in? I've somethin to tell ya."
"Of course you can, you're always welcome,Tommy, but where's my husband?"
"That's what I need to be tellin ya Brenda". "There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
"Oh God no!" cried Brenda."Please don't tell me..."
"I must Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead & gone. I'm sorry".
Finally she looked up at Tommy. "How did it happen Tommy?"
"It was just terrible Brenda, he fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tommy, did he at least go quickly?"
"Well Brenda....NO!........ `In fact he got out three times to pee." :)
2006-10-13 09:06:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hmmm ...atleast he could evacuate his bladder ...otherwise he would have died with a pressure on !!!! Ha Ha Ha What a Joke!!!!
Thanks Wise Crack!!
2006-10-13 09:13:07 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OMG....now thats whatcha call a "toxic lush" lol Good one...for all us drunks in the world! lol =0)
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2006-10-13 09:09:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha! Bloody marvelous! A man after my own heart!!!
2006-10-13 09:10:39 · answer #3 · answered by sammi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-15 22:37:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha that was a good one.
2006-10-13 22:21:54 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...what a way to go!
2006-10-13 09:08:29 · answer #6 · answered by mcnees79 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute!
2006-10-13 09:09:56 · answer #7 · answered by ali 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVING IT!
2006-10-13 09:08:58 · answer #8 · answered by saz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I DONT GET THIS WAS IT BECAUSE HE WAS DRINKIN IT OR DROWNED
2006-10-13 09:09:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋