A man and a woman are sleeping in bed one night and a loud noise out side wakes both of them up. the woman stands up and says,"sh*t! my husband is home!!!" the man stands up and jumps out the window and starts running, halfway across the lawn he stops and turns around and says," You *****!! Youve been cheating on me!!" and the wife screams back, " oh, and why the F*ck are YOU running away for!!!"
2006-10-13 09:01:45 · 9 answers · asked by Deception 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They are married so they both find out they have been cheating on each other at the same time.
2006-10-13 09:15:31 · update #1
KIMMIE seems to be the only one who understood it. Its not that hard people. Way to go Kimmie
2006-10-13 09:17:06 · update #2
Very Adorable....for all those who DIDNT get it....The wife had cheated on her husband...hence her reaction..."Sh*t my husband is home"....but the husband had obviously been untrue as well or he would have not been so quick to get up and jump out the window....it implys he has had to do that on one or more occasions...Duh...
I thought it was good....screw the rest of em' lol...but then again that would make u as unfaithfull as the husband and wife now wouldn't it...lol
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....It sounds like mcnees79 is a lil jealous 2 me....im sorry that stupidity is not something most people tend to acknowledge...but in ur case maybe we'll make an exception.....Dont hate us cuz ur dumb. lol
~Thanks! Im glad I made u PROUD...( chicks r so dumb sometymes..lol)
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2006-10-13 09:15:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I get it, but I think you lost something in translation!
Glad you're so proud of Kimmie, but what we're all saying is that if it has to be explained, such as she and you had to do, you told it wrong...............or it wasn't that funny!!
2006-10-13 16:07:19 · answer #2 · answered by mcnees79 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't get it.
So the guy in her bed is not her husband?
And he leaps out the window and claims she's been cheating on him, yet she asks why he's running? Too confusing.
2006-10-13 16:09:22 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The ****** makes the joke lose something in the translation
2006-10-13 16:14:23 · answer #4 · answered by Syburry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now they are even and live happily ever after
2006-10-13 16:09:32 · answer #5 · answered by b.s. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute! Never heard this one! Thanks for sharing! And what about Sage...is she a blond or just a ditz??
2006-10-13 16:04:36 · answer #6 · answered by cey12000 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont get it!
2006-10-13 16:04:22 · answer #7 · answered by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um OK Thanks for 2 more points !
2006-10-13 16:09:02 · answer #8 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what??? i dont get it
2006-10-13 16:06:27 · answer #9 · answered by joey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋