...sitting at a table on which a sexy young lady is dancing for them...the first man decides to show off a little, so he takes a crisp £20 note from his wallet, licks it and sticks it to the strippers left b um cheek...the second guy decides he wants to go a step further so he pulls out a crisp £50 note from his wallet, licks and sticks it on her right b um cheek...they both look at the third guy, a little bemused, as he opens his wallet and pulls out his mastercard! He swipes it in the strippers crack, takes the 70 bucks and heads for the bar!!
2006-10-13 08:59:25 · 15 answers · asked by p_y_t 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
moral of the story...there are some things that money can't buy, but for everything else there's mastercard...priceless!!
2006-10-13 09:05:23 · update #1
Wow What a deal for the guy.Great feeling both the ways .Made to think for a while disturbed hormones.... LOL !!!
2006-10-13 09:04:21 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny and PC version of the joke I like it!
The original joke is slightly racist but it's not offensive it just "implies" - I am not going to post it!
2006-10-13 11:18:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
har har har har
there are some things money can't buy, but for everything else there is Mastercard! :D
2006-10-13 09:35:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That the second time someone has posted this joke.
2006-10-13 22:24:47 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever, do you work for Mastercard?
You sell it well!
2006-10-13 09:03:29 · answer #5 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
money made fast - gotta go to strip joint
2006-10-13 09:03:50 · answer #6 · answered by b.s. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious i loved it my friend says its old but i dont care it was funny
2006-10-13 09:12:00 · answer #7 · answered by Trish H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That was Hilarious
2006-10-13 09:02:42 · answer #8 · answered by Deception 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha! that really good. Maybe I should try that out sometime!
2006-10-13 10:22:10 · answer #9 · answered by josie_14_14 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!that's a good one
2006-10-13 09:05:10 · answer #10 · answered by ali 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋