lol. Okay, after reading it for about the 3rd time...LOL! That's pretty good, dude!
2006-10-13 08:53:04
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answered by Leroy 5
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A UPS truck is stopping at your home after 11 PM??? Sex toy delivery, lingerie, I've never heard of late night delivery on anything like that...
The only time that I hear of late night delivery is during the Christmas season... If it's July, 11:30 PM, and the neighbors here... "Ho Ho Ho.. from a guy in a brown uniform..." I guarantee it isn't Santa Claus...
You need to do two things...
1) Ask your neighbors to time the "delivery"? If it is longer than 2 minutes... Something ain't right... Especially if it is 30 minutes later that the truck is leaving...
2) When deliveries are being made that late and it's established for 30 minutes... Ask your neighbors to go let the air out of one of his tires... His boss will appreciate the disablement and UPS will glad to document that for your attorney. "Johnson, this is the 3rd flat tire you've had in the past 6 weeks at 14 Elm Street.. We've also noticed the timing on your delivery does not match up."
You know UPS delivery is on a clock!!! GPS can tell exactly when and where the trucks are at any given point.
2006-10-13 16:07:17
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answered by James B 5
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Sex toys and lingerie come in boxes just like everything else. There is no reason why anyone should be able to tell what it is until you open the box. Packaging is usually pretty discreet. There is no such rule about having to deliver such things after hours. In fact, UPS guys have a route that they follow and generally deliver things around the same time every day. If I were you, I would try and find out what's really going on.
2006-10-13 15:52:20
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answered by Svieta 2
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You left out some details.
Do you have a gf or woman that lives with you?
Or are you looking at your neighbors new toys and lingerie?
If you have a woman that lives with you then shes getting a different kind of package from the UPS man (his package).
I have a friend that works for UPS i just called him, and he said that they do not go to peoples houses that late ever. And that sex toys and stuff are not marked and are delivered just like other packages.
2006-10-13 15:55:35
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answered by bree30 4
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You are a douche bag. of course they don't make deliveries after 11. Sex toys and lingerie are not labeled "Big Black Dildo" or "Crotchless Teddy", they deliver those all times of the day. My suggestion would be to have your neighbors get photographs, so you have proof of adultery when she finally divorces your butt for the UPS guy. I'd cheat on you too if you're really that moronic.
2006-10-13 15:54:02
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answered by jswllms 2
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UPS actually does deliver late, I haven't heard the rule of only delivering such items at night, due to you really don't know what is in the box to begin with. I would be a little concerned if it is the same driver. Maybe you should call UPS and see how many times the same driver has come by and what they were suppose to be delivering. They do have to keep time and date in a log as well as signature.
2006-10-13 15:51:23
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answered by cdb774 3
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Well dude that is not true at least not in Michigan. THey deliver sex toys all hours of the day because they come in boxes and they don't say sex toys deliver late on the boxes. Heck, the UPS men don't even know what is in the box. DUDE she is screwing around on you and you need to let her go. The only thing that UPS man is delivering at 11pm at night is sausage and it aint the kind you can cook for breakfast in the morning.
2006-10-13 15:53:23
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answered by Anonymous
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I have no idea what time delivery stops but if you are concerned, grab your phone and call FedEx and find out! Also, see if they have any deliveries for you. As far as delivering naughties later at night instead of through the day, I know that is BS.
2006-10-13 15:53:58
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answered by kelly m 1
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How does UPS know that it is a toy or lingerie in the box... THEY DON'T. So that whole after hours thing in not true.I think you might have to talk to your woman.
2006-10-13 15:51:57
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answered by razorback_girl05 1
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5 pm. She's blowin smoke up your a ss. They're shipping hub works around the clock, but I DO belive that deliviers stop around 5 pm. I've never gotten anything past that time.
2006-10-13 15:51:01
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answered by Pandora 6
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If your wife/girlfriend is trust worthy no......If she's not trust worthy then yes you should be concerned. I don't know what time UpS stop delivering but i can say i've never seen them at a residence that late at night. I would suggest you call (cust. service) and ask them what was the time frame of the deliv. and who covers the route.......................
2006-10-13 15:57:00
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answered by teach-1 2
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