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If you have a Muslim Hobit and a Christian Hobo and they are arguing over...I don't know...something stupid, like "Why God likes 2Pac when he is in Bunny Pajamas with the little feet in them." Well, the Christian argues using quotes from the New Testement, while the Muslim thinks to himself, "What a stupid mother f*****. I don't believe that book." The Muslim argues his point using the Koran and the Christian thinks, "God dammit, you moron...I don't believe your stupid ankle-biting reject book, @ss hole." The whole time, some dude is watching and thinking...these two morons are talking a different languages, quoting scriptures, NOT COMMUNICATING EFFECTIVELY. They wil NEVER understand each other this way.

Wouldn't it be great if people could find common ground for argument and use concrete, real-world, examples rather than scriptures people will never, ever agree on?

Yeah, like that's going to happen...2Pac WOULD look awesome in Bunny Pajamas, wouldn't he?

2006-10-13 08:29:43 · 16 answers · asked by Billy 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Surly, you can find "real world" examples of why your God is magnificent!! I can, and I'm not that religious...I don't need to use a book for quotes.

2006-10-13 08:38:48 · update #1

16 answers

C'mon Billy! If everyone got along, yASShoo Answers would suck!

2006-10-13 08:34:28 · answer #1 · answered by Duncarin 5 · 3 2

Like when Christians try to change Atheist minds by quoting the Bible, and Atheists try to change Christian minds by quoting their 3rd grade science book.

2006-10-13 15:34:10 · answer #2 · answered by ....... 4 · 0 1

Yep, it would be great if folk could find common ground and argue rationally, but since they can't, I figure the rest of us should use them for light entertainment.

Thumbs up on the PJ's.

2006-10-13 15:32:47 · answer #3 · answered by Murph 4 · 2 1

You've got a valid point there. And I think I just saw a few brains explode. It was well worth the stop-in ;)

2006-10-13 15:35:09 · answer #4 · answered by Ana 5 · 0 1

I want jammies with the flaps on the back so I can just open `em up to poop.

2006-10-13 15:36:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

COOL?Hardly "Stupid? F yeah your crap is kinda fem like,Little Bi-ch! lol Oh I'm sorry too,I shouldn't gay bash or pick on the retarded

2006-10-13 18:47:37 · answer #6 · answered by jen w 2 · 0 0

HA HA i like th 6 foot white RABBIT named harvey joke better

2006-10-13 15:31:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Yep. Automatic weapons work well as a common ground for arguments.

2006-10-13 15:33:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

I like the spirit of what you wrote you know but all that swearing's making my eyes bleed!

2006-10-13 15:33:51 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Lasha♥ 3 · 0 1

It's obvious I need a drink now after reading that. LOL!! Funny.

2006-10-13 15:32:48 · answer #10 · answered by Goddess of Nuts PBUH 4 · 1 1

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