2006-10-13 08:22:57 · 10 answers · asked by LoveBug 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jack & Jill went up the hill
they each had a quarter
Jill came down with 50 cents
you think they went for water...
Well, it rhymes anyway..lol
2006-10-13 08:54:54 · answer #1 · answered by Sonya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a funny joke that rhymes.
I think about it all the times.
2006-10-13 15:24:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK this is a bit lame but here it goes 4 all its worth
distess distress why am i so stressed
i guess its probably this stess
i get from seeing ur dress
thats cause its a mess
that has been attacked by the press
n plus i'm definately not blond ughhhhh!
2006-10-13 15:30:30 · answer #3 · answered by fatima b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here are a couple of old limericks, easily 100 years old.
There once was a farmer named Pitts
Who planted 10 acres of tittts
they sprang in the fall, red nipples and all,
and he chewed them all to bits.
There once was a man named Mc Bride
Who fell into his outhouse and died
His wife was named Nell
-She fell in as well-
So now they're interred ("in turd"- get it?)side by side!
2006-10-13 17:46:50 · answer #4 · answered by answerman63 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Calculations expreesed by an Sexy Scientist :
Shunt on the ****
is directly proportional to the
thrust on the breast,
provided the mass of the *** is kept constant
2006-10-13 15:46:13 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a woman who was afraid of men,
Screwed herself with a fountain pen.
The pen broke, the ink went wild,
She gave birth to a colored child.
2006-10-13 15:31:46 · answer #6 · answered by Donna 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Willie wanted to smoke in a roomful of dynamite.
When he was told "No!" he didn't go along quite.
These walls that are red, well they used to be white.
Willie shouldn't have smoked around all that dynamite.
2006-10-13 15:29:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a girl from Nantucket...
(oops wrong thread)
2006-10-13 15:24:53 · answer #8 · answered by coasterbuff99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
suck mydick stupis white chick
2006-10-13 15:25:14 · answer #9 · answered by bigblakass 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it would cost you fifty dollars!
2006-10-13 15:25:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋