...in the forest one day when they stumbled upon a magic lamp...they rubbed it and sure enough, a genie appeared, who agreed to grant them each 3 wishes.
For his first wish, the bear asked to be the most handsome bear in the entire forest so that all the female bears would find him most attractive...
the rabbit wished for a motorbike...
the bear then wished to be the strongest bear in all the forest so he could impress the females...
the rabbit wished for a crash helmet....
for his final wish, the bear asked to immortal, so he could enjoy the ladies forever...
the rabbit climbed onto his motorbike, put on his crash helmet and said, i wish that mr. bear was gay!!...
2006-10-13
08:17:58
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