2006-10-13 08:00:37 · 13 answers · asked by pothead 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Well, I hate to tell you this, but you're hosed.
Water: They test for dilution and *might* let you take the test again in a day or two, or they'll just reject you.
Fake Pee: Newer tests can tell the difference.
Someone else's pee: Better get the temperature right. Better be pretty fresh, like less than an hour. Yep, they can test for that.
Stuff to clean out your system: Some of them used to work, most of them don't anymore. Sorry about that. Oh, and it gets better. They test, now, for some of the most common chemicals used to "clean you out" and will make you test again in a day or two if they are found.
My take: If this is for a job and you have a choice, look somewhere else. I try not to even apply at places that do drug testing even though I'd pass. I'm just offended by the tests.
If you don't have a choice, well, maybe you shouldn't be doing drugs.
2006-10-13 08:20:46 · answer #1 · answered by mriehle 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
there are cleaning products available online, for about 60-100 bucks. The water, well if you are a heavy smoker, 3-4 blunts a day, it WILL NOT work. Best bet, find a buddy with kids and obtain a fresh urine sample, at least 60ml cause most labs will not take less than that, find a way to contain it and keep it warm, not external body temp, but internal, Microwave it, uncovered as close to your appt time as possible. And quietly transfer your specimen to the cup. Practice at home with hot water first. GOOD LUCK
2006-10-13 08:07:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Water doesn't help, they have ways of checking for that. You're not going to pass probably unless you have an "underground" store in your town that sells UA cleaners or fake urine. Be more careful next time and stay off the pot for a good month before the next UA.
2006-10-13 08:08:31 · answer #3 · answered by We2Angels 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You fail it. Or you can drink an 8 ounce sup of jalapeono juice, about 2 days before the test. It cleans your system out. I promise. One of my EX- friends ( cause of pot ) does that and she has passed everytime. Honest advice, its not addicting, SO JUST QUIT.
2006-10-13 08:04:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's very easy, you mix 1 cup of white vinegar with V8 ( as much as it takes to kill the flavor) about a week before your test. DO NOT SMOKE FOR A WEEK. Than the night before the test drink water until it comes out you nose.
2006-10-13 08:16:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well, obviously by admitting you do drugs you are admitting that you put disgusting things in your body. My solution entails the same. Get someone who is clean to pee in your mouth right before you go to get tested. Then spit it into the cup.
2006-10-13 08:04:17 · answer #6 · answered by outlaw_tattoo_biker 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That depends on what you're taking for weed drink a gallon of golden seal root and get ready to pee constantly.
If it's anything else you're boned.
2006-10-13 08:09:43 · answer #7 · answered by sprydle 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
get clean and then take the test
2006-10-13 08:07:04 · answer #8 · answered by One Race The Human Race 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU WENT AND DONE SOMETHING STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPID!!!!!!! WHY would i wanna help you, youve done nothing for me!!! BUT just because Im the nice person i am, theres something called GOLDED SEAL ROOT, availiable at most drug stores the sell vitamins.
2006-10-13 08:03:10 · answer #9 · answered by sweetkas_69 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
drink a shitload of water sr=tarting now, when is the test? i mean drink drink drink water like you have never drank it before....and obviously stop smoking for a bit. the water will flush it all out.
2006-10-13 08:03:05 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋