i have to do something for a paper in health. no madder how painfull or less. what is the most PATHETIC way to die.
2006-10-13 07:45:15 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
While masturbating on a boat, you skeet on the floor and you accidentally slip on your own sperm and slid of the boat and land in the propeller and get decapitated
2006-10-13 07:55:19 · answer #1 · answered by xxprobigboixx 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. Stampede of gerbils/guinea pigs
2. Staying at home, falling off your couch, and dieing
3. Choking on a lifesaver
4. Drowning in a kiddie pool
5. Not knowing how you died.
2006-10-13 14:59:04 · answer #2 · answered by Kri$ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I vote for the auto erotic asphyxiation as the most pathetic way, too. Not exactly what you'd want your grandkids to see on your death certificate.
2006-10-13 14:50:20 · answer #3 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the most pathetic way to die is falling asleep at a table then drowning in ur cereal
2006-10-13 14:49:22 · answer #4 · answered by paul m 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your boat sinks with you in it, the only thing left is your favorite hat flooting away in the current.
2006-10-13 14:49:40 · answer #5 · answered by zclifton2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bleeding to death after shooting a wart off of your toe with a shotgun.
2006-10-13 14:47:38 · answer #6 · answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm... I say either:
-On the crapper.
-Doing sexual favors to W Bush...ew.
-A chihuahua attack.
-Having sex with Oprah Winfrey ...ew yet again.
-Being scared to death of a pickle.
-Having an elephant's crap squash and suffocate you.
2006-10-13 15:00:36 · answer #7 · answered by Michelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being killed by a ferocious Chihuahua
2006-10-13 14:47:49 · answer #8 · answered by bildymooner 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Starvation, inanition, cachexia.
2006-10-13 14:46:52 · answer #9 · answered by finaldx 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in my opinion it would be today OCTOBER 13-2006 ON FRIDAY THE 13 BOO YOU DIEING TONITE HA HA HA
2006-10-13 14:54:03 · answer #10 · answered by playa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋