.......I have seen the light, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Lord. For years I have worshipped the Demon Airconditioning Goddess. Praying to her in my little shrine, for her to cast down her cool breeze.
Will the FSM forgive me and my ways? I feel so lost....
2006-10-13 07:24:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh Larry T, I will last
2006-10-13 07:35:42 · update #1
You must cast aside the Demon Airconditioning. Sweating and cleaning will be your repentence. If you are forgiven by the Flying Spaghetti Monster you will be blessed with weight loss.
2006-10-13 07:31:23 · answer #1 · answered by Karen 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
so what your saying is that while paddleing up stream in a canoe and the wheels fall off how many pancakes would it take to build a dog house if icecream dont have bones right
2006-10-13 14:27:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
go get u some spaghetti fly awaay to heaven or
hell u get on the spaghetti start fling don't stop
2006-10-13 14:31:51 · answer #3 · answered by rnd1938 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask forgiveness in the name of the noodley appendage, and ye shall receive it.
Ra-men.
2006-10-13 14:26:30 · answer #4 · answered by Murph 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
May he touch you with his noodly appendage!! In the name of the noodles, the sauce, and the holy meatballs!
RAmem :)
2006-10-13 14:26:56 · answer #5 · answered by Joeygirl 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I am sure God will foegive you if you truely repent
2006-10-13 14:30:01 · answer #6 · answered by Sam's 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just ask Jesus to forgive your poor soul!!
2006-10-13 14:26:40 · answer #7 · answered by kendo2_2000 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
So you are here just to waste other peoples time! I don't think you will last!
2006-10-13 14:28:36 · answer #8 · answered by Larry T 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
never!
muahaha
2006-10-13 14:27:30 · answer #9 · answered by ongo_run 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
probably not.
2006-10-13 14:27:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋